Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 21, 2008 12:02:02 pm PDT #8239 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Best. Jewelry case. Evah.

Nifty, but it wouldn't really go with my pacifist decor...


§ ita § - May 21, 2008 12:07:41 pm PDT #8240 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need scale. Also, what is this pacifist decor of which I hear rumour? I don't think I have any of that in my house.


DavidS - May 21, 2008 12:11:58 pm PDT #8241 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

School API scores are out!

San Francisco Schools (Matilda would probably go to Grattan which has surged in the ratings over the last four years.)

Albany schools (Where Emmett is at Albany Middle School.)


JZ - May 21, 2008 12:12:21 pm PDT #8242 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

motorcycles ("Zum!").

wipes away a happy tear

It's appallingly cute. What does an owl say? Hoo! What does a cat say? Mao! What does a dog say? Woo! What does a motorcycle say? Zum!

Tons of enrollment~ma to Frances.

A couple of nights ago I pissed off Leif and he started yelling "Shame on you Dad! Shame!"

BWAH!


sumi - May 21, 2008 12:18:33 pm PDT #8243 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

500 Cupcakes. . .mmmmm


Pix - May 21, 2008 12:19:48 pm PDT #8244 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh! Um, do any LAistas want to have dinner on Tuesday? I'll be in LA...usual spot up by UCLA, though doing different things for a whole other company.

I'd love to see you, meara. How early will you be done, do you think? ND will be working in Costa Mesa, so I can't stay on the Westside too late or the hungry cats will never forgive me.


P.M. Marc - May 21, 2008 12:26:16 pm PDT #8245 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

School API scores are out!

It's sad that my thought was, "There's an API for schools? You can program them??? DAMN! Wish I'd known that!"


Kathy A - May 21, 2008 12:27:57 pm PDT #8246 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

It's appallingly cute. What does an owl say? Hoo! What does a cat say? Mao! What does a dog say? Woo! What does a motorcycle say? Zum!

Ask her what a turtle says. That'll be an imagination starter! (My brother's response some 46 years ago was "Turd turd.")


§ ita § - May 21, 2008 12:28:48 pm PDT #8247 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"There's an API for schools? You can program them??? DAMN! Wish I'd known that!"

Can you imagine the mashups?

Meara, doubt I can make it to dinner, but if you can grab lunch or coffee, maybe I can do that.


tommyrot - May 21, 2008 12:29:46 pm PDT #8248 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cupcake car video: [link]