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Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!

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§ ita § - May 21, 2008 11:31:34 am PDT #8231 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Forsooth, papa!

Just as I clicked on the stripper-shoe links I got a text from someone dubbing me "most likely to pole dance" and so I'm feeling a little bit surreal. And I'm not sure how I became that chick either.

Now, are you to put bills in through those slots? I'd hate to have anything that could actually pick up any momentum or make much noise banging around down there.

This week's Women Undercover or whatever was exhibitionist/voyeuse. I did not know that NYC has a naked cowgirl. She seems mostly nice, but a little bit smug. Still, looks like she only works 6 months a year, and calls all her own shots, so go her.

juliana - May 21, 2008 11:33:30 am PDT #8232 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

motorcycles ("Zum!").

wipes away a happy tear

amych - May 21, 2008 11:35:49 am PDT #8233 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm not sure how I became that chick either.

Call me crazy, but the pole-dancing probably had something to do with it.

Daisy Jane - May 21, 2008 11:49:53 am PDT #8234 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I sent that stripper shoe link to a friend of mine who had me promise over shots last night that in the event of his death I was to make sure a) that the funeral his family was at was to to be thouroughly square and buttoned up b) That we would have the real and rowdy funeral at the bar c) from the bar we would proceed to a strip club where the order of the receiving of table dances were to be me, friend M, my husband, friend T, and finally d) that friend M's wife would be nowhere near the fun parts of the funeral.

Somehow it seemed like something he should know about.

tommyrot - May 21, 2008 11:52:08 am PDT #8235 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. I'm trying to find a garage. I keep finding these garages that are 19' long (on the inside) and I need to store a car that's 18' 11".

§ ita § - May 21, 2008 11:52:22 am PDT #8236 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the pole-dancing probably had something to do with it

One time! And I was not the only woman she knew that tried it then either.

ita--most likely to:

break your nose
pole dance
insist you justify yourself

Some of that I get. Some, NSM.

Lee - May 21, 2008 12:00:37 pm PDT #8237 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Kat! Aims! Other Vegas people! Other than the Mandalay Bay (which is sold out), where are the good places to stay?

tommyrot - May 21, 2008 12:00:48 pm PDT #8238 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Best. Jewelry case. Evah.

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Steph L. - May 21, 2008 12:02:02 pm PDT #8239 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Best. Jewelry case. Evah.

Nifty, but it wouldn't really go with my pacifist decor...

§ ita § - May 21, 2008 12:07:41 pm PDT #8240 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need scale. Also, what is this pacifist decor of which I hear rumour? I don't think I have any of that in my house.

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