bon bon, was the email amusing enough for Postcards From Your Momma? Then the internet would swallow itself.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 01, 2008 11:56:05 am PDT #4528 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tamara - May 01, 2008 11:58:13 am PDT #4529 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Kat, I used to work for that division of Disney. Those things sell pretty well.
hippocampus - May 01, 2008 12:02:05 pm PDT #4530 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Kat - ask Rachel for her list of kiddie-ideas-gone-wrong.
bon bon - May 01, 2008 12:04:41 pm PDT #4531 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
bon bon, was the email amusing enough for Postcards From Your Momma? Then the internet would swallow itself.
In one year she will be sending me the link to Postcards from Your Momma. It will read:
"Do I Talk like this? ha ha I am taking a day off from work this week. YOu should email me more often............"
Steph L. - May 01, 2008 12:04:55 pm PDT #4532 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Postcards From Your Momma
I don't know how I wasn't aware of this site before. It makes me feel SO much better about my weird mom.
Although I could probably send most of her e-mails to them -- they would definitely qualify.
Jesse - May 01, 2008 12:06:30 pm PDT #4533 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I wish I had some classics from my mother. Although I don't know that they'd translate. However, every one closes with "xoxo MOM," which is charming, I think.
Theodosia - May 01, 2008 12:06:49 pm PDT #4534 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Huh, Kat. It looks like Mickey vomits shaved ice into your cone. Not as disturbing as a Hello Kitty vibrator, anyway.
Jesse - May 01, 2008 12:07:08 pm PDT #4535 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know how I wasn't aware of this site before. It makes me feel SO much better about my weird mom.
I share because I care.
bon bon - May 01, 2008 12:08:25 pm PDT #4536 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh my god, how did they get my mom to write all the emails on that site. (Except the zumanity one.)
§ ita § - May 01, 2008 12:16:49 pm PDT #4537 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, my mother has the rhythm of many of those mothers too. Bless.
Just had a meeting where people talked too much. What's the deal with examples? I mean, once you've actually conveyed the information, move on! Don't wrap it up with a metaphor. Everybody gets it! Your analogy is not insightful or interesting, and we could have been out of there fifteen minutes earlier if any of you could recognise a point when you see it.