Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 01, 2008 11:04:19 am PDT #4518 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is a Boilermaker a beer and a shot? I don't think that counts as a cocktail.

You fancy New Yorkers and your cocktails...


Daisy Jane - May 01, 2008 11:04:53 am PDT #4519 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Suck it, BoA.

Due to some shit they did to us earlier this year, Imma second this.


Jesse - May 01, 2008 11:07:50 am PDT #4520 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You fancy New Yorkers and your cocktails...

Hmph.

Gah -- I just realized the thing I'm doing tonight (TAL in a movie theater! Who knows why) isn't until 8pm. I don't think I'll make it!


Kat - May 01, 2008 11:08:47 am PDT #4521 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Does this look really wrong to anyone else: [link] Totally work friendly and I'm not ita so you know you can trust me.


Kathy A - May 01, 2008 11:09:07 am PDT #4522 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I will say that I've been pretty pleased with Household as my credit card company. I only have the one card now which had the minimum limit available when I first got it two years ago, but as I've been rebuilding my rating and made regular payments on time and in larger-than-the-minimum amounts, they've bumped up my credit limit in $200 increments every year. No changes in the due date, easy on-line payment, and minimal hassling to get additional services (which I'd have to pay for, no thank you very much!).


Matt the Bruins fan - May 01, 2008 11:28:42 am PDT #4523 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm glad to see the original Sazerac cocktail on the list, as it was the drink I used to make for myself at home when I could drink alcohol.


sumi - May 01, 2008 11:29:50 am PDT #4524 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Adorable baby monkey!


bon bon - May 01, 2008 11:48:04 am PDT #4525 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My mom just forwarded me Lolcats. Time it everyone! That's one year for a trend to start on the internets, and get to moms!


Glamcookie - May 01, 2008 11:53:40 am PDT #4526 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Anthony Stewart Head on Paris Hilton:

Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Anthony Head has described Paris Hilton as "sweet" and "odd".

The actor, who starred opposite the socialite in the upcoming Repo: The Genetic Opera, told The Guardian: "Oh, she's really sweet. She's odd, bless her, but I guess you'd have to be. I liked her, we got on fine. She just kind of curled up in her make-up chair and then occasionally fell asleep as her make-up was being put on, because all the time we were there she was out hosting parties.

"That's what she does for a career when she's not acting - she turns up to parties and they pay her. She was flying off all over the place so she was a bit knackered.

"She seemed a bit of a lost soul, a bit of a little girl in a strange world of somebody's making. I don't know whose."

Head's new series The Invisibles begins tonight on BBC One.


tommyrot - May 01, 2008 11:55:29 am PDT #4527 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just got back from the dentist. I was sure I had cavities, as when I eat candy I have these two teeth that will hurt. But no cavities - just the enamel on those teeth (which already have fillings from when I was 10) was getting thin.

So yay. Also got a sample of Sensodyne Pronamel.