Huh, Kat. It looks like Mickey vomits shaved ice into your cone. Not as disturbing as a Hello Kitty vibrator, anyway.

I don't know how I wasn't aware of this site before. It makes me feel SO much better about my weird mom.

I share because I care.

Oh my god, how did they get my mom to write all the emails on that site. (Except the zumanity one.)

Yeah, my mother has the rhythm of many of those mothers too. Bless.

Just had a meeting where people talked too much. What's the deal with examples? I mean, once you've actually conveyed the information, move on! Don't wrap it up with a metaphor. Everybody gets it! Your analogy is not insightful or interesting, and we could have been out of there fifteen minutes earlier if any of you could recognise a point when you see it.

My mom's emails are very letterly. In fact, whenever I email her, I end up trying to clean mine up a bit so she won't think...I don't know what I don't want her to think. I mean, I usually write complete thoughts with fairly decent grammar and spelling. I do avoid acronyms with her, for sure. And then there are my brother's emails that read like a crazed monkey wrote them in chatspeak, so why should I worry?

Long day. Yay baby pictures! So big!

Timelies all!

My mom doesn't send me e-mail. If an e-mail must be sent, my dad will do it. Mainly my mom uses the computer to play solitaire. Oh, well...

My mom and I talk on the phone almost every day, so not a lot of emails. She does forward anti-Bush political jokes.

So I went looking through old emails to see if I had saved any funny ones from mom. It looks like no. One with the subject "Broadway tickets?" opens with "Andrew got 5-10 in Walpole." Ugh. But it does still close xoxo MOM.

OMG, wait. I found the motherlode! I just have to share two with you people:

I'm cc'ed on this one, to someone who was moving to NYC

Hi, [other person] --

Best of luck in your move to NYC. I hope you quickly find a job and that your honey turns out to be all you hope for in a partner!

My daughter, Jesse, just got laid off, so would have time for coffee! She is at [address]. Phone .

Thanks, mom. And then:

Subject: A shocking story!

Hi, J--

Here's something i meant to tell you and forgot. At the XXX conference, I sat at dinner next to a young AA named [name]. She was quite outspoken, unusually so for a Foundation staff-er especially a young one (she won't last long!). Anyway, at one point --and I did NOT start this! --she asked me if i knew about Dan Savage!! Actually, she called his column, Love Savage, and i corrected her. she thought i was amazingly cool for even knowing who he is! Then, she brought up "santorum" as a verb or lower case noun, or something, but then refused to tell me what it meant--finally grossed herself out, I guess! So, I googled it. She said it would be one of the first entries, and she was right. And, it was too gross to describe! Still, I am astonished that she even brought it up!

So, you just never know what kind of conversation you will have at a boring conference!

And, another amazing conversation i had was with the ED of the _____ association. she started telling me how she bugged her daughter to start working toward getting married and has her husband praying with her toward the same end ("two good jobs and one good black man" !) It turns out her daughter is 23!!! I told her to give the woman a break, and then to call you so you would know how good I am!

Hope these give you some chuckles for the day!

xoxox

MOM

Heh.