Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 01, 2008 12:16:52 pm PDT #4538 of 10001

My mom's emails are very letterly. In fact, whenever I email her, I end up trying to clean mine up a bit so she won't think...I don't know what I don't want her to think. I mean, I usually write complete thoughts with fairly decent grammar and spelling. I do avoid acronyms with her, for sure. And then there are my brother's emails that read like a crazed monkey wrote them in chatspeak, so why should I worry?

Long day. Yay baby pictures! So big!


Sheryl - May 01, 2008 12:22:02 pm PDT #4539 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

My mom doesn't send me e-mail. If an e-mail must be sent, my dad will do it. Mainly my mom uses the computer to play solitaire. Oh, well...


Scrappy - May 01, 2008 12:24:13 pm PDT #4540 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

My mom and I talk on the phone almost every day, so not a lot of emails. She does forward anti-Bush political jokes.


Jesse - May 01, 2008 12:30:18 pm PDT #4541 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I went looking through old emails to see if I had saved any funny ones from mom. It looks like no. One with the subject "Broadway tickets?" opens with "Andrew got 5-10 in Walpole." Ugh. But it does still close xoxo MOM.


Jesse - May 01, 2008 12:37:20 pm PDT #4542 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, wait. I found the motherlode! I just have to share two with you people:

I'm cc'ed on this one, to someone who was moving to NYC

Hi, [other person] --

Best of luck in your move to NYC. I hope you quickly find a job and that your honey turns out to be all you hope for in a partner!

My daughter, Jesse, just got laid off, so would have time for coffee! She is at [address]. Phone .

Thanks, mom. And then:

Subject: A shocking story!

Hi, J--

Here's something i meant to tell you and forgot. At the XXX conference, I sat at dinner next to a young AA named [name]. She was quite outspoken, unusually so for a Foundation staff-er especially a young one (she won't last long!). Anyway, at one point --and I did NOT start this! --she asked me if i knew about Dan Savage!! Actually, she called his column, Love Savage, and i corrected her. she thought i was amazingly cool for even knowing who he is! Then, she brought up "santorum" as a verb or lower case noun, or something, but then refused to tell me what it meant--finally grossed herself out, I guess! So, I googled it. She said it would be one of the first entries, and she was right. And, it was too gross to describe! Still, I am astonished that she even brought it up!

So, you just never know what kind of conversation you will have at a boring conference!

And, another amazing conversation i had was with the ED of the _____ association. she started telling me how she bugged her daughter to start working toward getting married and has her husband praying with her toward the same end ("two good jobs and one good black man" !) It turns out her daughter is 23!!! I told her to give the woman a break, and then to call you so you would know how good I am!

Hope these give you some chuckles for the day!

xoxox

MOM


Theodosia - May 01, 2008 12:42:42 pm PDT #4543 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heh.


sarameg - May 01, 2008 12:45:23 pm PDT #4544 of 10001

Snerk.

I get occasional emails from one or the other of the parents that I suspect to an outsider would sound goofy, but it's normal in my family to get emails with subject lines like "lizard tails?tales"


Daisy Jane - May 01, 2008 12:45:37 pm PDT #4545 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My daughter, Jesse, just got laid off, so would have time for coffee! She is at [address]. Phone .

Awesome!


Tamara - May 01, 2008 12:47:30 pm PDT #4546 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

My mom only emails if several calls go unreturned and/or if she wants to lay down a serious guilt trip about something.

I guess she forwards Obama political messages as well.


§ ita § - May 01, 2008 12:51:37 pm PDT #4547 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I miss my mum and want her to send me dippy email. But we do speak more than once a week.