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Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.

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§ ita § - Apr 23, 2008 1:35:08 pm PDT #3259 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I take it back. Thirty's too young. Thirty five is good and proper. At thirtynine, I'm totally cougar.

Except--second childhood. Or, more accurately, extended first. Since I never actually grew up properly does it count? I completely fail to feel at all creepy about it when it does happen.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2008 1:35:09 pm PDT #3260 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wait- what is the x again?

Did I just hear Super Porny Pants call herself a eunuch?

And 24!! Happy birthday Patrick!

Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:38:04 pm PDT #3261 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Did I just hear Super Porny Pants call herself a eunuch?

IRL I sort of am. Don't ask me to explain it, but its a fascinating invisibility phenomenon in bars, clubs, etc.

In the John Hughes movie of life I always end up being the best-friend-girl but I never seem to show up a the prom in the killer dress.

Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2008 1:38:55 pm PDT #3262 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, by the "(X/2)+7 < Y" rule, you are.

Obligatory xkcd.

Wait- what is the x again?

Your age.

megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:41:30 pm PDT #3263 of 10001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Wait- what is the x again?

X is your age. So, at 34, you should date people older than 24, since (34/2)+7 < 24+.

Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:42:43 pm PDT #3264 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

X is your age. So, at 34, you should date people older than 24, since (34/2)+7 < 24+.

Hmm...

If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.

megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:44:54 pm PDT #3265 of 10001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, if I followed the rule, my dating range would be 28-64, both extremes of which would creep me out.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2008 1:47:04 pm PDT #3266 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

By that formula, when I am 36, patrick and I will be perfect for each other. If I can do math.

§ ita § - Apr 23, 2008 1:52:35 pm PDT #3267 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All I know is that ageofconsent.com was a very useful tool while it was up. Beyond that? Depends on the person. I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."

I don't have the opportunity to start that sentence. I can't imagine finishing it that way.

Amy - Apr 23, 2008 1:53:05 pm PDT #3268 of 10001

Because books.

If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.

::sits with ~~Super Porny Pants~~ Trudy::

I try not to think about how old (or, um, not) Brendon Urie is. And I really try not to think about how old I am.

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