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Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:38:04 pm PDT #3261 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Did I just hear Super Porny Pants call herself a eunuch?

IRL I sort of am. Don't ask me to explain it, but its a fascinating invisibility phenomenon in bars, clubs, etc.

In the John Hughes movie of life I always end up being the best-friend-girl but I never seem to show up a the prom in the killer dress.

Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2008 1:38:55 pm PDT #3262 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, by the "(X/2)+7 < Y" rule, you are.

Obligatory xkcd.

Wait- what is the x again?

Your age.

megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:41:30 pm PDT #3263 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Wait- what is the x again?

X is your age. So, at 34, you should date people older than 24, since (34/2)+7 < 24+.

Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:42:43 pm PDT #3264 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

X is your age. So, at 34, you should date people older than 24, since (34/2)+7 < 24+.

Hmm...

If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.

megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:44:54 pm PDT #3265 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, if I followed the rule, my dating range would be 28-64, both extremes of which would creep me out.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2008 1:47:04 pm PDT #3266 of 10001
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By that formula, when I am 36, patrick and I will be perfect for each other. If I can do math.

§ ita § - Apr 23, 2008 1:52:35 pm PDT #3267 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

All I know is that ageofconsent.com was a very useful tool while it was up. Beyond that? Depends on the person. I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."

I don't have the opportunity to start that sentence. I can't imagine finishing it that way.

Amy - Apr 23, 2008 1:53:05 pm PDT #3268 of 10001
Because books.

If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.

::sits with Super Porny Pants Trudy::

I try not to think about how old (or, um, not) Brendon Urie is. And I really try not to think about how old I am.

Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:59:24 pm PDT #3269 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."

Yes. This.

Leave me alone, Marco Andretti! Can't you see I'm just no good for you?!?!?!

Yeah. Not gonna happen.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2008 2:03:05 pm PDT #3270 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Back when I was younger (and thinner), I drew far more attention than I wanted from the twice-my-age-and-lacking-appropriate-boundaries crowd. Who did not take being turned down gracefully. Gaining weight and graying a bit may not do me any favors when I'm the one on the prowl, but it has paid serious dividends in not being perved on.

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