By that formula, when I am 36, patrick and I will be perfect for each other. If I can do math.
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2008 1:47:04 pm PDT #3266 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
§ ita § - Apr 23, 2008 1:52:35 pm PDT #3267 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
All I know is that ageofconsent.com was a very useful tool while it was up. Beyond that? Depends on the person. I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."
I don't have the opportunity to start that sentence. I can't imagine finishing it that way.
Amy - Apr 23, 2008 1:53:05 pm PDT #3268 of 10001
Because books.
If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.
::sits with Super Porny Pants Trudy::
I try not to think about how old (or, um, not) Brendon Urie is. And I really try not to think about how old I am.
Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:59:24 pm PDT #3269 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."
Yes. This.
Leave me alone, Marco Andretti! Can't you see I'm just no good for you?!?!?!
Yeah. Not gonna happen.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2008 2:03:05 pm PDT #3270 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Back when I was younger (and thinner), I drew far more attention than I wanted from the twice-my-age-and-lacking-appropriate-boundaries crowd. Who did not take being turned down gracefully. Gaining weight and graying a bit may not do me any favors when I'm the one on the prowl, but it has paid serious dividends in not being perved on.
Nutty - Apr 23, 2008 2:25:32 pm PDT #3271 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I personally think you are not a cougar unless you have had a face lift and are wearing a leopard-print camisole to show off your new breasts.
Everybody else who finds younger men attractive is called "able to see."
juliana - Apr 23, 2008 2:26:51 pm PDT #3272 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I concur with Nutty in this matter. Also, a cougar's skin is often tanned to the breaking point.
Amy - Apr 23, 2008 2:29:03 pm PDT #3273 of 10001
Because books.
A 23-year-old kid at work told another one of the girls he likes to date cougars. I kind of flinch whenever he talks to me, since he's sort of weird and weirdly flirty.
Cougar = Mrs. Robinson for me.
megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 2:33:32 pm PDT #3274 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Everybody else who finds younger men attractive is called "able to see."
Finding someone attractive and dating them are two different things.
Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 2:40:26 pm PDT #3275 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Finding someone attractive and dating them are two different things.
I'd pretty much date any available person I'm attracted to.