By that formula, when I am 36, patrick and I will be perfect for each other. If I can do math.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2008 1:47:04 pm PDT #3266 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
§ ita § - Apr 23, 2008 1:52:35 pm PDT #3267 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
All I know is that ageofconsent.com was a very useful tool while it was up. Beyond that? Depends on the person. I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."
I don't have the opportunity to start that sentence. I can't imagine finishing it that way.
Amy - Apr 23, 2008 1:53:05 pm PDT #3268 of 10001
Because books.
If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.
::sits with Super Porny Pants Trudy::
I try not to think about how old (or, um, not) Brendon Urie is. And I really try not to think about how old I am.
Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:59:24 pm PDT #3269 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have not led the sort of life that leaves me with the luxury of saying "Well, he's funny and interesting and sexy and I love his company--but he's too young/old for me."
Yes. This.
Leave me alone, Marco Andretti! Can't you see I'm just no good for you?!?!?!
Yeah. Not gonna happen.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2008 2:03:05 pm PDT #3270 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Back when I was younger (and thinner), I drew far more attention than I wanted from the twice-my-age-and-lacking-appropriate-boundaries crowd. Who did not take being turned down gracefully. Gaining weight and graying a bit may not do me any favors when I'm the one on the prowl, but it has paid serious dividends in not being perved on.
Nutty - Apr 23, 2008 2:25:32 pm PDT #3271 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I personally think you are not a cougar unless you have had a face lift and are wearing a leopard-print camisole to show off your new breasts.
Everybody else who finds younger men attractive is called "able to see."
juliana - Apr 23, 2008 2:26:51 pm PDT #3272 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I concur with Nutty in this matter. Also, a cougar's skin is often tanned to the breaking point.
Amy - Apr 23, 2008 2:29:03 pm PDT #3273 of 10001
Because books.
A 23-year-old kid at work told another one of the girls he likes to date cougars. I kind of flinch whenever he talks to me, since he's sort of weird and weirdly flirty.
Cougar = Mrs. Robinson for me.
megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 2:33:32 pm PDT #3274 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Everybody else who finds younger men attractive is called "able to see."
Finding someone attractive and dating them are two different things.
Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 2:40:26 pm PDT #3275 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Finding someone attractive and dating them are two different things.
I'd pretty much date any available person I'm attracted to.