Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Apr 23, 2008 1:19:44 pm PDT #3256 of 10001

Sigh. Now I really want someone to try to grope me (er...at a con, not, like, on the street or something. Though since I don't go to cons, it's sort of a tall order) just so I can kick their ass. Get some aggression out. Etc.


Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:28:47 pm PDT #3257 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't think I've ever been perved on. Seriously.

I'm sort of eunichy or something. Usually I mind it. On this front? I do not.


megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:31:39 pm PDT #3258 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

PC, I am 34, so I feel borderline.

Well, by the "(X/2)+7 < Y" rule, you are.


§ ita § - Apr 23, 2008 1:35:08 pm PDT #3259 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I take it back. Thirty's too young. Thirty five is good and proper. At thirtynine, I'm totally cougar.

Except--second childhood. Or, more accurately, extended first. Since I never actually grew up properly does it count? I completely fail to feel at all creepy about it when it does happen.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 23, 2008 1:35:09 pm PDT #3260 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wait- what is the x again?

Did I just hear Super Porny Pants call herself a eunuch?

And 24!! Happy birthday Patrick!


Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:38:04 pm PDT #3261 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Did I just hear Super Porny Pants call herself a eunuch?

IRL I sort of am. Don't ask me to explain it, but its a fascinating invisibility phenomenon in bars, clubs, etc.

In the John Hughes movie of life I always end up being the best-friend-girl but I never seem to show up a the prom in the killer dress.


Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2008 1:38:55 pm PDT #3262 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, by the "(X/2)+7 < Y" rule, you are.

Obligatory xkcd.

Wait- what is the x again?

Your age.


megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:41:30 pm PDT #3263 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Wait- what is the x again?

X is your age. So, at 34, you should date people older than 24, since (34/2)+7 < 24+.


Trudy Booth - Apr 23, 2008 1:42:43 pm PDT #3264 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

X is your age. So, at 34, you should date people older than 24, since (34/2)+7 < 24+.

Hmm...

If they have tattoos they're legal. This is a much easier formula to remember.


megan walker - Apr 23, 2008 1:44:54 pm PDT #3265 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, if I followed the rule, my dating range would be 28-64, both extremes of which would creep me out.