The inside of my ear canal is itchy. I tried the ear drops to get rid of wax, and it didn't help. It's not painful or anything, just incredibly annoying.
I would be there right now.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2008 5:41:45 pm PDT #3077 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
bon bon - Apr 22, 2008 5:45:29 pm PDT #3078 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
pseudo-hippie rationalizations for toolish behavior.
I like this; I should use this more often.
erikaj - Apr 22, 2008 6:05:46 pm PDT #3079 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
If somebody touched my breasts without permission, I'd bite his hand. And not for fun.
Strega - Apr 22, 2008 6:12:27 pm PDT #3080 of 10001
Apparently all the evils of the world are caused by sexual repression. Women's sexual repression, especially. I guess women should agree to sleep with every guy who asks, or somesuch....
Well, that is actually true.
Okay, perhaps not, but when women secretly doom the world by refusing to have sex on demand, that goes past annoying to so crazy it entertains me. I'm not just dissing some annoying drunk at a bar, I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!
Now that's empowerment!
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2008 6:14:49 pm PDT #3081 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!
I'm preventing utopia RIGHT NOW!
meara - Apr 22, 2008 6:18:29 pm PDT #3082 of 10001
I am preventing utopia in TWO WAYS--first, I don't sleep with MEN, and then I'm not EVEN having lesbian sex (er, much to my dismay)! Nor am I having lesbian sex and letting men watch! How dare I??
amych - Apr 22, 2008 6:20:03 pm PDT #3083 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
That's very selfish of you, meara. Surely you must know that the only reason you're a lesbian is because that guy couldn't get chicks in high school.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 6:20:53 pm PDT #3084 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am preventing utopia by refusing to give my cat ice cream. At least that's what she thinks, anyway....
DavidS - Apr 22, 2008 6:29:47 pm PDT #3085 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
At least that's what she thinks, anyway....
Nobody wants to live in cat utopia. Not even cats. (They're bad planners.)
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 6:39:56 pm PDT #3086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.