If somebody touched my breasts without permission, I'd bite his hand. And not for fun.
Simon: The decision saved your life. Zoe: Won't happen again, sir. Mal: Good. And thanks. I'm grateful. Zoe: It was my pleasure, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Apr 22, 2008 6:05:46 pm PDT #3079 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Strega - Apr 22, 2008 6:12:27 pm PDT #3080 of 10001
Apparently all the evils of the world are caused by sexual repression. Women's sexual repression, especially. I guess women should agree to sleep with every guy who asks, or somesuch....
Well, that is actually true.
Okay, perhaps not, but when women secretly doom the world by refusing to have sex on demand, that goes past annoying to so crazy it entertains me. I'm not just dissing some annoying drunk at a bar, I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!
Now that's empowerment!
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2008 6:14:49 pm PDT #3081 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!
I'm preventing utopia RIGHT NOW!
meara - Apr 22, 2008 6:18:29 pm PDT #3082 of 10001
I am preventing utopia in TWO WAYS--first, I don't sleep with MEN, and then I'm not EVEN having lesbian sex (er, much to my dismay)! Nor am I having lesbian sex and letting men watch! How dare I??
amych - Apr 22, 2008 6:20:03 pm PDT #3083 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
That's very selfish of you, meara. Surely you must know that the only reason you're a lesbian is because that guy couldn't get chicks in high school.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 6:20:53 pm PDT #3084 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am preventing utopia by refusing to give my cat ice cream. At least that's what she thinks, anyway....
DavidS - Apr 22, 2008 6:29:47 pm PDT #3085 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
At least that's what she thinks, anyway....
Nobody wants to live in cat utopia. Not even cats. (They're bad planners.)
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 6:39:56 pm PDT #3086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.
DavidS - Apr 22, 2008 6:47:36 pm PDT #3087 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.
Sleep, fucking, mayhem and catnip in that order.
Burrell - Apr 22, 2008 6:57:06 pm PDT #3088 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I don't need to go to a con to get my boobs groped in a purely platonic, yet annoyingly needy, way. I have kids.