Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2008 6:14:49 pm PDT #3081 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!

I'm preventing utopia RIGHT NOW!


meara - Apr 22, 2008 6:18:29 pm PDT #3082 of 10001

I am preventing utopia in TWO WAYS--first, I don't sleep with MEN, and then I'm not EVEN having lesbian sex (er, much to my dismay)! Nor am I having lesbian sex and letting men watch! How dare I??


amych - Apr 22, 2008 6:20:03 pm PDT #3083 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's very selfish of you, meara. Surely you must know that the only reason you're a lesbian is because that guy couldn't get chicks in high school.


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 6:20:53 pm PDT #3084 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am preventing utopia by refusing to give my cat ice cream. At least that's what she thinks, anyway....


DavidS - Apr 22, 2008 6:29:47 pm PDT #3085 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At least that's what she thinks, anyway....

Nobody wants to live in cat utopia. Not even cats. (They're bad planners.)


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 6:39:56 pm PDT #3086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2008 6:47:36 pm PDT #3087 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.

Sleep, fucking, mayhem and catnip in that order.


Burrell - Apr 22, 2008 6:57:06 pm PDT #3088 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't need to go to a con to get my boobs groped in a purely platonic, yet annoyingly needy, way. I have kids.


Allyson - Apr 22, 2008 7:05:32 pm PDT #3089 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My co-secretary was competing in the dessert category of the grilled cheese contest. My got to taste test. She did ricotta stuffed into bread dipped in honey and cinnamon, topped with berries. It was surprisingly delicious. Low, she did not win.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2008 7:15:38 pm PDT #3090 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just recently I tasted ricotta purposefully for the first time. I'd had it plenty before but just because it was an ingredient. I'd never paid attention. But the low tyramine diet leaves one with pretty much cream cheese and ricotta, so I figured I'd give it a shot.

Really liked it, until I bought my second tub. Which was gross. What a difference a brand can make. I'm not going to be wandering far afield.

My home Vista installation won't let me update the U3 Launchpad on my password protected stick, and my work XP install won't run the Launchpad installer program period.

Why must the bits and bytes conspire against me so? Aren't my breasts good enough?