Apparently all the evils of the world are caused by sexual repression. Women's sexual repression, especially. I guess women should agree to sleep with every guy who asks, or somesuch....

Well, that is actually true.

Okay, perhaps not, but when women secretly doom the world by refusing to have sex on demand, that goes past annoying to so crazy it entertains me. I'm not just dissing some annoying drunk at a bar, I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!

Now that's empowerment!

I'm PREVENTING UTOPIA! AIFG!

I'm preventing utopia RIGHT NOW!

I am preventing utopia in TWO WAYS--first, I don't sleep with MEN, and then I'm not EVEN having lesbian sex (er, much to my dismay)! Nor am I having lesbian sex and letting men watch! How dare I??

That's very selfish of you, meara. Surely you must know that the only reason you're a lesbian is because that guy couldn't get chicks in high school.

I am preventing utopia by refusing to give my cat ice cream. At least that's what she thinks, anyway....

At least that's what she thinks, anyway....

Nobody wants to live in cat utopia. Not even cats. (They're bad planners.)

Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.

Yeah. Cat Valhalla is much better.

Sleep, fucking, mayhem and catnip in that order.

I don't need to go to a con to get my boobs groped in a purely platonic, yet annoyingly needy, way. I have kids.

My co-secretary was competing in the dessert category of the grilled cheese contest. My got to taste test. She did ricotta stuffed into bread dipped in honey and cinnamon, topped with berries. It was surprisingly delicious. Low, she did not win.