I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - May 12, 2008 12:13:39 pm PDT #8769 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Cashmere so sorry.

Aims: may your ex-boss get exactly what he deserves. Pure justice, with no trace of mercy. That may be the worst possible to wish on somebody.


SailAweigh - May 12, 2008 12:18:48 pm PDT #8770 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Damnit, erika! You're going to bust me out at work, I nearly had to ask for the Heimlich manuever.


Laga - May 12, 2008 12:21:51 pm PDT #8771 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in the Queen Mary's defence, the Observation Lounge (which I can't stop feeling should really be called Ten Forward) may not be able to make a proper Bellini but Sir Winston's Restaurant rocked my champagne cocktail and that's the drink I order to see if the bartender really knows his shtuff.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 12:31:30 pm PDT #8772 of 10001
brillig

you could have been Mike Rowe and had to stick your finger up his ass.

Yup, I'm going to have to watch my Dirty Jobs DVDs again, just so I can watch Mike's face when he hears the things he has to do.


erikaj - May 12, 2008 12:34:14 pm PDT #8773 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's funny cause it's true, Sail. I'm shocked at the number of Jobs that involve that kind of thing. If I had to, I could bear up, I'm not saying that, but I think a lot of the anticipation would be gone from that particular day. You feel me?


Laga - May 12, 2008 12:38:42 pm PDT #8774 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

has Mike done shaft cleaning yet? I tried looking it up on the Dirty Jobs website but with no success. I haven't had my hand in anyone's rectum but I have been up to my forearm in a horse's penis.


erikaj - May 12, 2008 12:39:52 pm PDT #8775 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, sorry, Connie. I know that's a hardship, too. Being that he's been beat with the ugly stick.(/sarcasm font)

Yeah, he's such a trouper, but every once in a while, you see this look like "Is it too late for grad school?" or "Man. I thought I hated the *tights*." It doesn't last long, though. ETA: Possibly, Laga...I'm such a newbie. But I have been flagged for profanity on their board already.(I used the word "lick" which had been flagged. Seriously. But they are REALLY worried about that board turning into Rowe's Bitches...won't somebody think of the children?) So, did the horse call the next day?(/amateur Rowe)


Susan W. - May 12, 2008 12:43:42 pm PDT #8776 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I know I posted pictures of her just the other day...but my daughter is such a goof: [link]


vw bug - May 12, 2008 12:45:32 pm PDT #8777 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ha! Too cute, Susan!


Laga - May 12, 2008 12:46:29 pm PDT #8778 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

In fact it was this horse's penis. Poor Hansel (the grey guy) had an illness that created a lot of gunk which neccessitated cleaning once a week (most horses need it twice a year at most). The guy with the blue ribbons in his mane is Sunny. I got to be his groom when he pulled Dr. Dulcamarra's wagon in Elisir Di Amore at the Lyric Opera. Weird that they have two pics of carriage horses on their site and they just happen to be two of the horses I was most intimate with when I worked at Noble.