My crazy family likes to talk about my dad being well-endowed. Ew, so something I never needed to know.
In adulthood I learned that my father and his five brothers tease one another about being under-endowed. So did not need to know that.
My family tended toward the naked to be sure. Though after I was ten we were all female -- I don't know if it would have been different with Dad or a brother.
But the famous Naked Dad story happend when I was about seven. I knew girls had vaginas and boys had penises. Check. What I was unaware of was
testicles.
So I thought my Father had three penises.
Which made sense to me because he had three children.
I never saw my parents naked as a child. When my dad was ill only my mother or "his son" could change him. No nurses or daughters allowed. Good grief. My mom is much more casual now.
My poor kids have learned that if they don't want to see me naked they had best announce themselves loudly. Bobby is a nudist and doesn't hesitate to walk in when I am changing, his brother is the exact opposite. I haven't seen him naked since I stopped dressing him.
We did go to bars all the time, but living in a resort area much of the time there really isn't much other option.
Hi Bitches! Long time no read. Stupid work.
Challenge of the day. Getting the pink out of my son's laundry. The boys have washed their clothes for years, but still don't quite have the sort thing down.
I have had to ask my dad or stepdad for help like that as an adult, too.People get SO horrified. "Weren't you thinking he could...you know?' Well, I didn't always get along with Stepdad, but I could tell he wasn't a pervert. I don't know. I just knew that. It was still hard to ask him, but I was desperate.
Have these people MET YOU? Not only are you a fully sentient adult, if anyone tried to "you know" they wouldn't live. to. tell. Or if they did it would be in a very high-pitched fashion.
It's lousy to have to be physically dependant on other people. Damn. THAT'S the crummy part. Being embarassed is the crummy part. Your Father or Stepdad one day turning into a rapist is just, well, DUDE. PEOPLE.
::glares at people::
Oh, good. Idiot TC is awake again.
He's now trying to convince me that he is going to live forever because he has switched to red wine.
I want to punch the world in the face until it bleeds from its ass.
If he is texting you, please to remind him we do not have free texing
He's now trying to convince me that he is going to live forever because he has switched to red wine.
Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also tell him that red wine kills off brain cells faster than any other alcohol and that "studies show" the quality of a person's life decreases more rapidly than with any other booze?
Then he'll have to retreat and figure it all out, at which time you can come up with another fly for the proverbial ointment.
Roommate D is playing with his whammy bar.
Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also tell him that red wine kills off brain cells faster than any other alcohol and that "studies show" the quality of a person's life decreases more rapidly than with any other booze?
Then he'll have to retreat and figure it all out, at which time you can come up with another fly for the proverbial ointment.
That sounds like a whole lot more work than "Shut the fuck up, TC."
