If he is texting you, please to remind him we do not have free texing
And I myself will be wearing pink taffeta as chenille would not go with my complexion.
Giles ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 29, 2008 11:14:35 am PDT #6990 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sparky1 - Apr 29, 2008 11:16:38 am PDT #6991 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
He's now trying to convince me that he is going to live forever because he has switched to red wine.
Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also tell him that red wine kills off brain cells faster than any other alcohol and that "studies show" the quality of a person's life decreases more rapidly than with any other booze?
Then he'll have to retreat and figure it all out, at which time you can come up with another fly for the proverbial ointment.
Laga - Apr 29, 2008 11:17:10 am PDT #6992 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Roommate D is playing with his whammy bar.
Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 11:17:35 am PDT #6993 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
If he is texting you, please to remind him we do not have free texing
Nah, we're on Trillian
hippocampus - Apr 29, 2008 11:19:17 am PDT #6994 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also
that's so... weevil.
Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 11:20:35 am PDT #6995 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also tell him that red wine kills off brain cells faster than any other alcohol and that "studies show" the quality of a person's life decreases more rapidly than with any other booze?
Then he'll have to retreat and figure it all out, at which time you can come up with another fly for the proverbial ointment.
That sounds like a whole lot more work than "Shut the fuck up, TC."
Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2008 11:24:04 am PDT #6996 of 10001
brillig
Roommate D
Sounds like an anime character.
Sparky1 - Apr 29, 2008 11:27:40 am PDT #6997 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
That sounds like a whole lot more work than "Shut the fuck up, TC."
It didn't sound like that approach was working, so I used my imagination to problem solve!
Sean K - Apr 29, 2008 11:29:33 am PDT #6998 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Evil librarians rule.
Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 11:29:56 am PDT #6999 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I appreciate your thinking out of the box Sparky.