There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Apr 29, 2008 11:19:17 am PDT #6994 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also

that's so... weevil.


Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 11:20:35 am PDT #6995 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Couldn't you mock up a fake website that agrees with this claim but will also tell him that red wine kills off brain cells faster than any other alcohol and that "studies show" the quality of a person's life decreases more rapidly than with any other booze?

Then he'll have to retreat and figure it all out, at which time you can come up with another fly for the proverbial ointment.

That sounds like a whole lot more work than "Shut the fuck up, TC."


Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2008 11:24:04 am PDT #6996 of 10001
brillig

Roommate D

Sounds like an anime character.


Sparky1 - Apr 29, 2008 11:27:40 am PDT #6997 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

That sounds like a whole lot more work than "Shut the fuck up, TC."

It didn't sound like that approach was working, so I used my imagination to problem solve!


Sean K - Apr 29, 2008 11:29:33 am PDT #6998 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Evil librarians rule.


Miracleman - Apr 29, 2008 11:29:56 am PDT #6999 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I appreciate your thinking out of the box Sparky.


Laga - Apr 29, 2008 11:38:04 am PDT #7000 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sounds like an anime character.

They could be anime characters

Roommate D is a dungeon master.

Roommate B is a cage fighter.

Roommate J is a total hottie.


Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2008 11:50:38 am PDT #7001 of 10001
brillig

They could be anime characters

Roommate D is a dungeon master.

Roommate B is a cage fighter.

Roommate J is a total hottie.

Or cable porn.


Emily - Apr 29, 2008 11:52:19 am PDT #7002 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Somebody is a giant fucking idiot for letting Erin go.

Doubleplusword. (I hope we're still talking about this. I'm going to rant even if we aren't.) How is there not accountability on this kind of stuff? I hope the students' parents register their displeasure about it. That's the only way there's any kind of feedback on these things.


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2008 11:53:55 am PDT #7003 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But when you are 35 and have lived on your own for 12 years, your opportunities for parental nudity are slim.

You'd think. I'm 39 and my parents tease me that I close the bathroom door when I'm inside. I'll change in front of them and vice versa, but I will not wash or use the toilet. It's different.

I also will not go to nude beaches with them. They think I'm a prude. I don't think they get that it's pretty personal. Not that I've beached more than topless. It's just...with the parents...no, weird.