'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Why is no one posting? I am DRUNK adn I want something to read to take my mind off my life!
Snakes on Kangaroo Island have evolved narrower snouts than their mainland counterparts. Their prey is more likely to live in narrow rock crevices. They were only introduced after the arrival of European settlers.
Oh, and Wallybee and I saw two possums on our evening walk the other day. That was nice.
Hi Billytea!!!
Snakes have snouts? That need to be more narrow? I...had no idea.
Yay continued happiness with wallybee. yay. I'm glad there is ahppy out there.
Meara, I will go make a Scrabble move right now. I've had a shit rotten day and can use the mental break.
Than you! I scrabbled right back. possibly playing scrabble while drunk i snot good (wow, am I having to back sapce a lot whiel typing), but I think I got some training in that while in mexico with teh scrabble bitches. We drank muhc beer (though very little tequila!) and played lots of scrabble.
but Ihave to be up and at teh stupid job training cetner at 9AM for an orientation Even if they're going to take my money away. damn them.
(edit: but drunk, it will e much easier to get to sleep tonight without my brian insisting on keeping talking to me and not letting me sleep while I worry about shit)
Scrappy, I had not seen your news earlier. I'm so sorry. All my good thoughts go to you and your family.
Meara, you're adorable sober and enchanting when drunk. How do you do it, missy?
Dill: half-sour
Sweet: Amish, not mushy
Meara: cute as shit when drunk
I made a cheeseburger meatloaf that had pickles in it this week and it was surprisingly very tasty.
Recipe? Nom nom nom
Madness at "my" bar tonight. (Hee! I have a bar)
Guy: hits on girl
Girl: rejects guy
Guy: insults girl
Girl: insults guy
confusion confusion confusion
Girl: tosses drink at guy
Guy: SMASHES BEER BOTTLE!
Girl: gets the fuck out of bar
Chick friend of Guy: CHASES GIRL OUT OF BAR!
Guy: CHASES CHICK FRIEND OUT OF BAR!
Bartender: CHASES EVERYONE OUT OF BAR TO MAKE SURE GIRL DOES NOT GET KILLED!!!!!!!!
more confusion. I saw nothing. am merely covered in both drinks. I walk over and stand next to cash register until bartender gets back
Guy, Chick Friend & Bartender: come back in bar
Guy: loudly justifying his behavior
(who the fuck has the nerve to walk back in after that?)
Bartender: nods, smiles, walks to phone and calls big-ass manager
Manager: walks in, glares, trouble guy and friends leave. leaves himself
Bartender: gives me beer for watching the till
Dude. DUDE. This is a NERD BAR! This shit doesn't HAPPEN!
Full props to my wee inked cute-ass bartender. He stayed SO cool. He was on alone (with manager as back up in case of busyness or just such an emergency) and did everything so right. The girl was more important than the cash, and not getting aggressive with the maniac when he came back into the bar was the most zen thing I've ever seen. I complimented him on it. Man.
At last call the half dozen of us there were sort of huggy with good nights. It was all rather traumatic.
Snakes have snouts? That need to be more narrow? I...had no idea.
Exactly! Won't anyone think of the snakes?