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meara - Mar 19, 2008 9:49:07 pm PDT #660 of 10001

Than you! I scrabbled right back. possibly playing scrabble while drunk i snot good (wow, am I having to back sapce a lot whiel typing), but I think I got some training in that while in mexico with teh scrabble bitches. We drank muhc beer (though very little tequila!) and played lots of scrabble.

but Ihave to be up and at teh stupid job training cetner at 9AM for an orientation Even if they're going to take my money away. damn them.

(edit: but drunk, it will e much easier to get to sleep tonight without my brian insisting on keeping talking to me and not letting me sleep while I worry about shit)

Beverly - Mar 19, 2008 9:49:13 pm PDT #661 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Scrappy, I had not seen your news earlier. I'm so sorry. All my good thoughts go to you and your family.

javachik - Mar 19, 2008 10:12:45 pm PDT #662 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Meara, you're adorable sober and enchanting when drunk. How do you do it, missy?

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 10:20:21 pm PDT #663 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dill: half-sour

Sweet: Amish, not mushy

Meara: cute as shit when drunk

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 10:38:55 pm PDT #664 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I made a cheeseburger meatloaf that had pickles in it this week and it was surprisingly very tasty.

Recipe? Nom nom nom

Madness at "my" bar tonight. (Hee! I have a bar)

Guy: hits on girl
Girl: rejects guy
Guy: insults girl
Girl: insults guy
confusion confusion confusion
Girl: tosses drink at guy
Guy: SMASHES BEER BOTTLE!
Girl: gets the fuck out of bar
Chick friend of Guy: CHASES GIRL OUT OF BAR!
Guy: CHASES CHICK FRIEND OUT OF BAR!
Bartender: CHASES EVERYONE OUT OF BAR TO MAKE SURE GIRL DOES NOT GET KILLED!!!!!!!!
more confusion. I saw nothing. am merely covered in both drinks. I walk over and stand next to cash register until bartender gets back
Guy, Chick Friend & Bartender: come back in bar
Guy: loudly justifying his behavior
(who the fuck has the nerve to walk back in after that?)
Bartender: nods, smiles, walks to phone and calls big-ass manager
Manager: walks in, glares, trouble guy and friends leave. leaves himself
Bartender: gives me beer for watching the till

Dude. DUDE. This is a NERD BAR! This shit doesn't HAPPEN!

Full props to my wee inked cute-ass bartender. He stayed SO cool. He was on alone (with manager as back up in case of busyness or just such an emergency) and did everything so right. The girl was more important than the cash, and not getting aggressive with the maniac when he came back into the bar was the most zen thing I've ever seen. I complimented him on it. Man.

At last call the half dozen of us there were sort of huggy with good nights. It was all rather traumatic.

Polter-Cow - Mar 19, 2008 11:25:09 pm PDT #665 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pickles. Discuss.

Cucumbers soaked in evil.

billytea - Mar 19, 2008 11:48:23 pm PDT #666 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Snakes have snouts? That need to be more narrow? I...had no idea.

Exactly! Won't anyone think of the snakes?

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 11:53:00 pm PDT #667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey bt! I was going to ask you something. But I forget what. Maybe I'll go back to bed....

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 11:53:19 pm PDT #668 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Some people try very hard to not think of snakes.

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 11:54:28 pm PDT #669 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

chants "don't think of snakes. don't think of snakes. don't think og snakes...."

It's not working...

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