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Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 10:38:55 pm PDT #664 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I made a cheeseburger meatloaf that had pickles in it this week and it was surprisingly very tasty.

Recipe? Nom nom nom

Madness at "my" bar tonight. (Hee! I have a bar)

Guy: hits on girl
Girl: rejects guy
Guy: insults girl
Girl: insults guy
confusion confusion confusion
Girl: tosses drink at guy
Guy: SMASHES BEER BOTTLE!
Girl: gets the fuck out of bar
Chick friend of Guy: CHASES GIRL OUT OF BAR!
Guy: CHASES CHICK FRIEND OUT OF BAR!
Bartender: CHASES EVERYONE OUT OF BAR TO MAKE SURE GIRL DOES NOT GET KILLED!!!!!!!!
more confusion. I saw nothing. am merely covered in both drinks. I walk over and stand next to cash register until bartender gets back
Guy, Chick Friend & Bartender: come back in bar
Guy: loudly justifying his behavior
(who the fuck has the nerve to walk back in after that?)
Bartender: nods, smiles, walks to phone and calls big-ass manager
Manager: walks in, glares, trouble guy and friends leave. leaves himself
Bartender: gives me beer for watching the till

Dude. DUDE. This is a NERD BAR! This shit doesn't HAPPEN!

Full props to my wee inked cute-ass bartender. He stayed SO cool. He was on alone (with manager as back up in case of busyness or just such an emergency) and did everything so right. The girl was more important than the cash, and not getting aggressive with the maniac when he came back into the bar was the most zen thing I've ever seen. I complimented him on it. Man.

At last call the half dozen of us there were sort of huggy with good nights. It was all rather traumatic.

Polter-Cow - Mar 19, 2008 11:25:09 pm PDT #665 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pickles. Discuss.

Cucumbers soaked in evil.

billytea - Mar 19, 2008 11:48:23 pm PDT #666 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Snakes have snouts? That need to be more narrow? I...had no idea.

Exactly! Won't anyone think of the snakes?

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 11:53:00 pm PDT #667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey bt! I was going to ask you something. But I forget what. Maybe I'll go back to bed....

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 11:53:19 pm PDT #668 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Some people try very hard to not think of snakes.

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 11:54:28 pm PDT #669 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

chants "don't think of snakes. don't think of snakes. don't think og snakes...."

It's not working...

billytea - Mar 20, 2008 1:20:33 am PDT #670 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Some people try very hard to not think of snakes.

You need to replace the disturbing thought with something more comforting. Like opossums.

Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2008 1:23:07 am PDT #671 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

::glares at billytea::

billytea - Mar 20, 2008 3:01:16 am PDT #672 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wallybee and I saw two possums while out walking the other evening! They were most adorable, and did not once make us fear for our very lives. Wasn't that thoughtful of them?

Anne W. - Mar 20, 2008 3:19:10 am PDT #673 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Aren't Australian opossums different from the North American kind? Sort of how U.S. robins aren't the same bird as the U.K. robin.

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