River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Mar 19, 2008 11:48:23 pm PDT #666 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Snakes have snouts? That need to be more narrow? I...had no idea.

Exactly! Won't anyone think of the snakes?


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 11:53:00 pm PDT #667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey bt! I was going to ask you something. But I forget what. Maybe I'll go back to bed....


Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 11:53:19 pm PDT #668 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Some people try very hard to not think of snakes.


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2008 11:54:28 pm PDT #669 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

chants "don't think of snakes. don't think of snakes. don't think og snakes...."

It's not working...


billytea - Mar 20, 2008 1:20:33 am PDT #670 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Some people try very hard to not think of snakes.

You need to replace the disturbing thought with something more comforting. Like opossums.


Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2008 1:23:07 am PDT #671 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

::glares at billytea::


billytea - Mar 20, 2008 3:01:16 am PDT #672 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wallybee and I saw two possums while out walking the other evening! They were most adorable, and did not once make us fear for our very lives. Wasn't that thoughtful of them?


Anne W. - Mar 20, 2008 3:19:10 am PDT #673 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Aren't Australian opossums different from the North American kind? Sort of how U.S. robins aren't the same bird as the U.K. robin.


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 3:21:52 am PDT #674 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear billytea -

I've been such a nice girl and decent student, and ok mom and wife. Can you please send me a wombat? A real, live, breathing, fuzzy one??

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

Love you -
Aims


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 3:22:44 am PDT #675 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aren't Australian opossums different from the North American kind?

They are?!

Sort of how U.S. robins aren't the same bird as the U.K. robin.

They are?!

I know not as much as I once thought.

t runs off to look at pictures