Happy birthday, K-Bug!
I know I've said "hell" in front of/on the phone with my mom, but I'm not sure whether I've said "fuck." My dad doesn't curse at all, and I've heard my mom say a few words but not "fuck."
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2008 7:49:59 am PDT #1760 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Miracleman - Mar 27, 2008 7:50:39 am PDT #1761 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
A couple weeks ago I had this example of how much I swear in front of Emeline shown to me.
I was trying to do...something. Something with the DVD player and it wasn't working and I was getting frustrated.
Eventually, I threw up my hands, growled and said "God..." and stopped because I remembered my wee innocent child was standing three feet behind me.
And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."
Evidently, she thought I forgot the rest of the phrase.
erikaj - Mar 27, 2008 7:52:09 am PDT #1762 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
That's funny.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:52:26 am PDT #1763 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."
Awww....
sj - Mar 27, 2008 7:54:00 am PDT #1764 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."
Bwah!
Jars - Mar 27, 2008 7:56:19 am PDT #1765 of 10001
I guess I am more angry, more often.
I don't just swear when I'm angry. I swear in every second sentence. It's usually to add emphasis or humour. Nothing brightens up a sentence like a well-placed swear word. I tone down my language an incredible amount when I'm on the board. Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:57:35 am PDT #1766 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
Fuck yeah.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 27, 2008 7:57:36 am PDT #1767 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nothing brightens up a sentence like a well-placed swear word. I tone down my language an incredible amount when I'm on the board.
Fuck yeah!
Jessica - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:04 am PDT #1768 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
BWAH to the fuck-yeah xpost.
Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:17 am PDT #1769 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
When my mom and I saw Four Weddings and a Funeral in the theater, I was giggling over all the "Fucks" in the first few minutes of the movie, but my mom said she thought they took it too far.