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Miracleman - Mar 27, 2008 7:50:39 am PDT #1761 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

A couple weeks ago I had this example of how much I swear in front of Emeline shown to me.

I was trying to do...something. Something with the DVD player and it wasn't working and I was getting frustrated.

Eventually, I threw up my hands, growled and said "God..." and stopped because I remembered my wee innocent child was standing three feet behind me.

And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."

Evidently, she thought I forgot the rest of the phrase.

erikaj - Mar 27, 2008 7:52:09 am PDT #1762 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

That's funny.

tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:52:26 am PDT #1763 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."

Awww....

sj - Mar 27, 2008 7:54:00 am PDT #1764 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."

Bwah!

Jars - Mar 27, 2008 7:56:19 am PDT #1765 of 10001

I guess I am more angry, more often.

I don't just swear when I'm angry. I swear in every second sentence. It's usually to add emphasis or humour. Nothing brightens up a sentence like a well-placed swear word. I tone down my language an incredible amount when I'm on the board. Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?

tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:57:35 am PDT #1766 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?

Fuck yeah.

Nora Deirdre - Mar 27, 2008 7:57:36 am PDT #1767 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nothing brightens up a sentence like a well-placed swear word. I tone down my language an incredible amount when I'm on the board.

Fuck yeah!

Jessica - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:04 am PDT #1768 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BWAH to the fuck-yeah xpost.

Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:17 am PDT #1769 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?

When my mom and I saw Four Weddings and a Funeral in the theater, I was giggling over all the "Fucks" in the first few minutes of the movie, but my mom said she thought they took it too far.

tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:24 am PDT #1770 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hah! I win by one second!

I mean, Fuck yeah, I win by one fucking second!

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