And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."
Awww....
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:52:26 am PDT #1763 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sj - Mar 27, 2008 7:54:00 am PDT #1764 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
And then I heard my wee innocent child say, in the most helpful tone of voice imaginable, mind "'Damn it', Daddy."
Bwah!
Jars - Mar 27, 2008 7:56:19 am PDT #1765 of 10001
I guess I am more angry, more often.
I don't just swear when I'm angry. I swear in every second sentence. It's usually to add emphasis or humour. Nothing brightens up a sentence like a well-placed swear word. I tone down my language an incredible amount when I'm on the board. Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:57:35 am PDT #1766 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
Fuck yeah.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 27, 2008 7:57:36 am PDT #1767 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nothing brightens up a sentence like a well-placed swear word. I tone down my language an incredible amount when I'm on the board.
Fuck yeah!
Jessica - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:04 am PDT #1768 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
BWAH to the fuck-yeah xpost.
Kathy A - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:17 am PDT #1769 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
When my mom and I saw Four Weddings and a Funeral in the theater, I was giggling over all the "Fucks" in the first few minutes of the movie, but my mom said she thought they took it too far.
tommyrot - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:24 am PDT #1770 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hah! I win by one second!
I mean, Fuck yeah, I win by one fucking second!
amych - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:34 am PDT #1771 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dudes. x-post of the week.
Miracleman - Mar 27, 2008 7:58:41 am PDT #1772 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Mostly because I find Americans in general don't appreciate swearing as much as people this side of the pond. Am I just being crazy?
Have to join the chorus, 'cause my first reflexive response was "Fuck, yeah you are!"
Um. Ya shitbag.