Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Mar 25, 2008 2:37:05 am PDT #1300 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So, who is waking up at 3am to watch the first baseball game of the season? Anyone???

I came in an hour late, but it's not quite as early here as it is for you.


SuziQ - Mar 25, 2008 2:44:33 am PDT #1301 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

So you missed the big homerun? Thing of beauty from one of the most underrated players in the game.

Almost time to start getting ready for work...oh joy. Gonna be mainlining caffeine today.


sj - Mar 25, 2008 2:56:48 am PDT #1302 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So you missed the big homerun? Thing of beauty from one of the most underrated players in the game.

I missed it. It wouldn't have made me nearly as happy as I am sure it made you. Have a good day at work!


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:26:36 am PDT #1303 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Ugh, Hec, I know the feeling. I hear the 18-month sleep regression is even worse than the 9-month. Not looking forward to it AT ALL.


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:29:19 am PDT #1304 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I hear the 18-month sleep regression is even worse than the 9-month.

Dear gods in heaven, it was truly, one of the few times I regretted being a mother. It SUCKED. It was a huge transition phase for Em - we switched daycare, I switched jobs, our schedule changed, and she started potty training. Poor kid.


sj - Mar 25, 2008 3:40:44 am PDT #1305 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I didn't realize the A's had Keith Folke this year.


Amy - Mar 25, 2008 3:45:53 am PDT #1306 of 10001
Because books.

There are times when getting your kids to sleep feels like your only mission in life. An impossible one, too. Your desperate need for sleep usually correlates directly to how hard they'll fight going to bed, too.

::hugs all the parents::

Jessica, Sara went through a similar phase when she was about nine or ten months. She'd been going down just fine, and suddenly she was up every hour or so, and would NOT settle for anything but being on my lap, talking and grabbing my hair and sucking on my T-shirt and generally being a HUGE NUISANCE at three A.M. It sucked so hard. I feel for you.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:49:46 am PDT #1307 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

being on my lap, talking and grabbing my hair and sucking on my T-shirt and generally being a HUGE NUISANCE at three A.M.

YES! So much this!! Why do babies not know that 3 am is for sleeping when it's so obvious??

You know, if *I* were designing a species, I'd make sure the young knew how to sleep through the night AT BIRTH. It's totally going on my list for when I become a supreme being, along with "no more janky knees" and "built-in wifi."


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:51:22 am PDT #1308 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See, this is why Jessica will get to be the supreme being one day and I will not. She is much more practical in her thinking. My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:54:05 am PDT #1309 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.

I could be persuaded to put that on the list too. Though I would also accept "shirts that fit" as an acceptable alternative.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DH just called to tell me I forgot my keys again. So maybe I'm not qualified to be a supreme being after all.]