See, this is why Jessica will get to be the supreme being one day and I will not. She is much more practical in her thinking. My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
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Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:51:22 am PDT #1308 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:54:05 am PDT #1309 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.
I could be persuaded to put that on the list too. Though I would also accept "shirts that fit" as an acceptable alternative.
[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DH just called to tell me I forgot my keys again. So maybe I'm not qualified to be a supreme being after all.]
Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:57:11 am PDT #1310 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ah, but see, with adjustable boobs, ALL shirts fit!
Also, I had a dream that I caught Suzi, juliana, and my boss' uncle were discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's triple-y crazy because I haven't worn any in YONKS.
Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:58:49 am PDT #1311 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
my bobbes were uncle discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's tripoli crazy because I haven't work any in YONKS.
That's some yummy word salad you got going up there.
...posting from a mobile device, perhaps?
Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:59:51 am PDT #1312 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
*sigh*
Sadly, posting from my desk but trying to be stealth about it since my boss is in and on the rampage.
Amy - Mar 25, 2008 4:01:07 am PDT #1313 of 10001
Because books.
::squints::
I'll vote for Jessica as supreme being. Especially if she can translate Aimee's post.
Adjustable boobs would be awesome!
Aims - Mar 25, 2008 4:02:43 am PDT #1314 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've made it my tagline because that post was the funniest/most embarassing thing I've done in a LOOOONG time. Can't stop laughing/crying at myself.
Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 4:04:09 am PDT #1315 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think my favorite part is "I'm not kidding."
Aims - Mar 25, 2008 4:05:03 am PDT #1316 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Good lord, it sounds like a viagra spam.
Amy - Mar 25, 2008 4:12:25 am PDT #1317 of 10001
Because books.
Good lord, it sounds like a viagra spam.
It does!