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Amy - Mar 25, 2008 3:45:53 am PDT #1306 of 10001
Because books.

There are times when getting your kids to sleep feels like your only mission in life. An impossible one, too. Your desperate need for sleep usually correlates directly to how hard they'll fight going to bed, too.

::hugs all the parents::

Jessica, Sara went through a similar phase when she was about nine or ten months. She'd been going down just fine, and suddenly she was up every hour or so, and would NOT settle for anything but being on my lap, talking and grabbing my hair and sucking on my T-shirt and generally being a HUGE NUISANCE at three A.M. It sucked so hard. I feel for you.

Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:49:46 am PDT #1307 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

being on my lap, talking and grabbing my hair and sucking on my T-shirt and generally being a HUGE NUISANCE at three A.M.

YES! So much this!! Why do babies not know that 3 am is for sleeping when it's so obvious??

You know, if *I* were designing a species, I'd make sure the young knew how to sleep through the night AT BIRTH. It's totally going on my list for when I become a supreme being, along with "no more janky knees" and "built-in wifi."

Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:51:22 am PDT #1308 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See, this is why Jessica will get to be the supreme being one day and I will not. She is much more practical in her thinking. My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.

Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:54:05 am PDT #1309 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.

I could be persuaded to put that on the list too. Though I would also accept "shirts that fit" as an acceptable alternative.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DH just called to tell me I forgot my keys again. So maybe I'm not qualified to be a supreme being after all.]

Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:57:11 am PDT #1310 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ah, but see, with adjustable boobs, ALL shirts fit!

Also, I had a dream that I caught Suzi, juliana, and my boss' uncle were discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's triple-y crazy because I haven't worn any in YONKS.

Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:58:49 am PDT #1311 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

my bobbes were uncle discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's tripoli crazy because I haven't work any in YONKS.

That's some yummy word salad you got going up there.

...posting from a mobile device, perhaps?

Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:59:51 am PDT #1312 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*sigh*

Sadly, posting from my desk but trying to be stealth about it since my boss is in and on the rampage.

Amy - Mar 25, 2008 4:01:07 am PDT #1313 of 10001
Because books.

::squints::

I'll vote for Jessica as supreme being. Especially if she can translate Aimee's post.

Adjustable boobs would be awesome!

Aims - Mar 25, 2008 4:02:43 am PDT #1314 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've made it my tagline because that post was the funniest/most embarassing thing I've done in a LOOOONG time. Can't stop laughing/crying at myself.

Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 4:04:09 am PDT #1315 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I think my favorite part is "I'm not kidding."

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