I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:54:05 am PDT #1309 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.

I could be persuaded to put that on the list too. Though I would also accept "shirts that fit" as an acceptable alternative.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DH just called to tell me I forgot my keys again. So maybe I'm not qualified to be a supreme being after all.]


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:57:11 am PDT #1310 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ah, but see, with adjustable boobs, ALL shirts fit!

Also, I had a dream that I caught Suzi, juliana, and my boss' uncle were discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's triple-y crazy because I haven't worn any in YONKS.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 3:58:49 am PDT #1311 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

my bobbes were uncle discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's tripoli crazy because I haven't work any in YONKS.

That's some yummy word salad you got going up there.

...posting from a mobile device, perhaps?


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 3:59:51 am PDT #1312 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*sigh*

Sadly, posting from my desk but trying to be stealth about it since my boss is in and on the rampage.


Amy - Mar 25, 2008 4:01:07 am PDT #1313 of 10001
Because books.

::squints::

I'll vote for Jessica as supreme being. Especially if she can translate Aimee's post.

Adjustable boobs would be awesome!


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 4:02:43 am PDT #1314 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've made it my tagline because that post was the funniest/most embarassing thing I've done in a LOOOONG time. Can't stop laughing/crying at myself.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2008 4:04:09 am PDT #1315 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I think my favorite part is "I'm not kidding."


Aims - Mar 25, 2008 4:05:03 am PDT #1316 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Good lord, it sounds like a viagra spam.


Amy - Mar 25, 2008 4:12:25 am PDT #1317 of 10001
Because books.

Good lord, it sounds like a viagra spam.

It does!


SuziQ - Mar 25, 2008 4:17:00 am PDT #1318 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gouchos, gouchos, gouchos.

Stealthly snuggles Aimee while the boss isn't watching.