My big goal as supreme being would be size adjustable boobs.

I could be persuaded to put that on the list too. Though I would also accept "shirts that fit" as an acceptable alternative.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DH just called to tell me I forgot my keys again. So maybe I'm not qualified to be a supreme being after all.]

Ah, but see, with adjustable boobs, ALL shirts fit!

Also, I had a dream that I caught Suzi, juliana, and my boss' uncle were discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's triple-y crazy because I haven't worn any in YONKS.

my bobbes were uncle discussing my gauchos. I'm not kidding. It's tripoli crazy because I haven't work any in YONKS.

That's some yummy word salad you got going up there.

...posting from a mobile device, perhaps?

*sigh*

Sadly, posting from my desk but trying to be stealth about it since my boss is in and on the rampage.

::squints::

I'll vote for Jessica as supreme being. Especially if she can translate Aimee's post.

Adjustable boobs would be awesome!

I've made it my tagline because that post was the funniest/most embarassing thing I've done in a LOOOONG time. Can't stop laughing/crying at myself.

I think my favorite part is "I'm not kidding."

Good lord, it sounds like a viagra spam.

Good lord, it sounds like a viagra spam.

It does!

Gouchos, gouchos, gouchos.

Stealthly snuggles Aimee while the boss isn't watching.