3 year olds are raw manic depression. I'm convinced.

Need I remind you of my pillow that says, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."?

Heh. That pillow is why I always try to sit next to you!

3 year olds are raw manic depression. I'm convinced.

I think that might be truer than I want it to be

It's definitely truer than that I want it to be.

My 3 year old niece is going through that crazy fit throwing stage too. After a while, it's kind of funny (speaking not as a parent). It's just... kid logic is really, really weird and hilarious. Tom and I would do our Erin impressions:

Nora: What do you think we should do for dinner? Chinese?
Tom: (screaming) I DON'T WANT CHINESE FOOD AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nora: Pizza?
Tom: I DON'T LIKE PIZZA AND YOU ARE MEAN!
Nora: t dies laughing

Needless to say, my sister does not find this quite as amusing, so we just work that action in the privacy of our own home. But Erin would do that for Every. Single. Statement. or question put to her.

My parents call her a drama queen, which sort of annoys me because again, it seems to speak to her personality instead of this phase she's in. Too soon to attribute to personality!

My 3 year nephew did not want to wash his hands. Dad took him into the bathroom and washed his hands. H Screamed for about 15 minutes after. I thought it was really funny. Dad was pretty cool. I honestly hope that the worst thing that ever happens to my nephew is that his dad makes him wash his hands.

If they have a kid of their own, they probably think that any other child that doesn't behave EXACTLY LIKE THEIR PERFECT ANGEL has "emotional problems."

See also: Parents who think they get to take credit for their babies' good sleep habits. If your 9-month-old sleeps through the night, I envy you. I really, really do. But the fact that mine doesn't is really not evidence of parental incompetence on my part. Some babies just don't sleep.

Ahem. Issues.

In conclusion, I miss sleep.

As a parent, I was totally torturing Em yesterday. She was pretending that Joe and I were sick and was bringing us stuff.

Em: "Here's your juice, baby."
Me: "I DON'T LIKE THAT JUICE! I WANT WATER!"
Em: Ok - here's your water.
Me: "I DON'T LIKE WATER I SAID I PROMISE!"

She just looked at me askance and kissed me on my forehead and said, "You need your nap, baby."

Joe fell out of his chair laughing.

He says, "I don't know My Kid is a pretty easy going awesome kid."

Aimee, I'm busy laughing my ass off at this guy. boy, does the universe have some weird and wonderful surprises in store for him.

also? what Steph and Connie said.

Go Vegas! Viva...

But the fact that mine doesn't is really not evidence of parental incompetence on my part.

Yes it is. You get a FAIL.

(Totally tongue in cheek.)