If nothing else, Aimee, this gives you a chance to use the Mother's Curse early...
I hope your kid acts JUST like this...
Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.
Angel ,'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
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EpicTangent - Mar 24, 2008 9:58:10 am PDT #1184 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2008 10:00:39 am PDT #1185 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Thanks for the sanity check.
Always remember: People? Assclowns. That's what I attribute their rude-as-fuck comment to.
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:01:12 am PDT #1186 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I sort of did. I said, "Wait til Your Kid is three." He says, "I don't know My Kid is a pretty easy going awesome kid."
"So was Em".
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:01:30 am PDT #1187 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Always remember: People? Assclowns. That's what I attribute their rude-as-fuck comment to.
Need a t-shirt.
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2008 10:03:32 am PDT #1188 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
He says, "I don't know My Kid is a pretty easy going awesome kid."
Oh, BINGO! That statement is *totally* what I said before -- because Em doesn't act exactly like his perfect precious angel, she must be Not Right In The Head.
Assclown.
amych - Mar 24, 2008 10:05:22 am PDT #1189 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yeah, His Kid just hasn't yet got to the age where pants are evil.
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2008 10:07:57 am PDT #1190 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Aimee, just wait until his kid flips out and refuses to wear blue shirts (or something equally random yet kidlike). Then you can suggest that the kid has emotional problems.
Or, you could be a better person than me, and just be nice and commiserate.
-t - Mar 24, 2008 10:08:37 am PDT #1191 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That sounds like a lot of fun, connie. Vegas, baby, Vegas!
What a bizarre thing for someone to say, Aimee. Very WTF
Aims - Mar 24, 2008 10:09:49 am PDT #1192 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Or, you could be a better person than me, and just be nice and commiserate.
Bwahahaha. Need I remind you of my pillow that says, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."?
beth b - Mar 24, 2008 10:09:50 am PDT #1193 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Roll your eyes and ignore it. This time
I am not a parent or a teacher - but I do story time for 3- 5 year olds. 3 year olds come in a wide variety of behaviors - some are closer to being babies , others have hit the age of reason . and they have a logic of their own. I have one boy that talks about me constantly- and talks to me in the library. But he won't look at me in story time. I've seen 3 yr olds tell their moms to leave story time - and then just start crying because they don't know where mom is. The kid that has loved story time - suddenly doesn't want to be there.