Daisy Jane, that jerk sounds like he must be related to the jerk on lj who called himself progressive but said any honest benefits recipient shouldn't mind peeing into a cup. I'd mind. A lot. And I don't even use anything. I don't know what I said to him but it felt like a Special Comment for not being "Fourth Amendment, motherfucker."
Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Apr 04, 2008 5:53:29 am PDT #9449 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:53:45 am PDT #9450 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Except for the part where I don't get to enjoy Iantoday today.
But it will exist. And knowing that there is new Torchwood in the world makes the world a better place.
And you're going to a concert tonight, so you're trading off something fun for something else fun.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2008 5:56:34 am PDT #9451 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm pretty sure it's this kind of behavior that put Matt off of driving in Boston ever again.
Actually, the final straw was the car pacing me to make sure I couldn't make my lane change and turn as signalled, on an empty street, even when I stayed put through a green light. Though there were other less-memorable infractions throughout nearly every minute I spent driving in the city. Plus, the tesseract-like streets themselves.
shrift - Apr 04, 2008 6:08:08 am PDT #9452 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
But it will exist. And knowing that there is new Torchwood in the world makes the world a better place.
Usually that works. Today, not so much. Possibly I should have called in sick this morning.
And you're going to a concert tonight, so you're trading off something fun for something else fun.
I'm going with someone, otherwise I would skip it in favor of crawling into bed and trying not to die.
I can be a total downer about anything today! It is my art.
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 6:09:59 am PDT #9453 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Offered without comment - bacon bra.
It is sad that the woman pictured seems to really need a bra. Not a good advertisement for the product.
The sink-peeing thing just makes me think Dumb & Dumber: Grrrl Power. So not my taste.
bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 6:15:30 am PDT #9454 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The sink-peeing thing just makes me think Dumb & Dumber: Grrrl Power. So not my taste.
You haven't watched 30 Rock, have you?
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 6:15:37 am PDT #9455 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I can be a total downer about anything today! It is my art.
Gotcha. I will cease trying to interfere with your downing, and instead stand back and admire it.
Do I want a burrito for lunch? Hmm.
Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2008 6:15:52 am PDT #9456 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy Jane, that jerk sounds like he must be related to the jerk on lj who called himself progressive but said any honest benefits recipient shouldn't mind peeing into a cup.
It's at reading words like these, I wish there were an emoticon for jaw dropped and eyes popping out of my skull.
lisah - Apr 04, 2008 6:16:00 am PDT #9457 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
barked at Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in the Baby Mama commercial.
Me too!
Vortex - Apr 04, 2008 6:17:50 am PDT #9458 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Paging Miracleman, paging Miracleman
Reply to: dangerman@objectiveproductions.com Date: 2008-04-03, 8:56AM PDT
Discovery and Objective Productions UK are seeing a HOST with a strong science background (B.A. minimum) for DANGERMAN, a documentary-style reality series that replicates extraordinary stunts performed by daredevils, stuntmen and showmen and explains the scientific principles that make the most amazing feats possible.
Ideal HOST is male, late 30s to early 40s, any ethnicity, with a strong science background, adrenalin junkie/action man, renegade with a crazed enthusiasm for taking on seemingly impossible challenges, must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
To submit, please email to dangerman@objectiveproductions.com --picture (no older than 6 months) --resume/bio --cover note detailing what qualifies you to be DANGERMAN
--OR -- via mail to: Annabel Raftery Objective Productions Riverside Bldg, 3rd floor, County Hall Westminster Bridge Road London SE1 7JA ENGLAND