I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Anne W. - Mar 25, 2008 2:40:18 am PDT #7063 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

The strangest part was that a black male person jad switched noses with a white female person, and had a successful singing career with the white nose.

Why were you dreaming about Michael Jackson?


Sophia Brooks - Mar 25, 2008 3:48:11 am PDT #7064 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Why were you dreaming about Michael Jackson?

OMG! I didn't even think of that, because I was dreaming of a particular person I went to high school with. Maybe I fell asleep with the TV on!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 4:16:46 am PDT #7065 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Catching up after being in Maine for the weekend. Many sympathies for scrappy and Kathy. Move-ma for Allyson, and glad to hear the place came through.

I guess this is as good a place as any to brag: I'm seeing Eddie Izzard at the end of April!


Miracleman - Mar 25, 2008 4:18:53 am PDT #7066 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

D'you reckon that in the 60s when they were making Star Trek that there were all sorts of karate-like chops that render people unconscious but maybe we just haven't discovered them all yet? And I'm not even talking about the Vulcan nerve pinch--all these guys are almost Emma Peelesque in their chop fu.

It's a lost art, the practice of which is now known only by William Shatner.

Unbeknownst to the world, William Shatner is actually the master of a number of martial arts. He has traveled the world extensively, learning all there is to learn about fighting and finally distilling it to that one move...the ShatChop...with which he can disable any opponent, smash through solid diamond and bend space/time to his will.

If the Shat does not soon find an heir and pass along his knowledge, the ShatChop and all its attendant wisdom will be lost to the ages, and the Golden Age of Humanity will never come to pass. When the Arcturan Magistrates arrive on their Pogrom of Death/Cleanliness, as it is prophesied they will, we will have no defense. All will be lost.

There will be no...negotiation.


sarameg - Mar 25, 2008 4:21:55 am PDT #7067 of 10001

I had nightmares about this week at work.

Sadly, I woke up and they are all still true.

Off to a meeting.


sarameg - Mar 25, 2008 4:22:43 am PDT #7068 of 10001

Oh & I should add, I also woke up to 1.5 L of juice all across my kitchen floor. And a cat with sticky patches of fur.


brenda m - Mar 25, 2008 4:23:52 am PDT #7069 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wow, it's like one of those locked room mysteries. Let us know if you find any clues, sara.


lisah - Mar 25, 2008 4:47:37 am PDT #7070 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

They're thinking about entering a clinical trial and have asked advice. As I know jack shit about that sort of thing, does anyone here know more than jack shit?

I'm sure meara & javachik can cover the clinical trial aspects but if your friend has medical questions I can pass them along to my doctor friend.

I dreamt this morning that my friend's parents were John Waters & Kathleen Turner. They were trying to keep Waters' ...gasp... gayness a secret from her. But everyone else knew.


shrift - Mar 25, 2008 5:01:44 am PDT #7071 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Whyyyyy is it morning?


Dana - Mar 25, 2008 5:02:51 am PDT #7072 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Whyyyyy is it morning?

So we can be one day closer to the Torchwood finale. That's it. That's the only reason.