Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Mar 25, 2008 5:02:51 am PDT #7072 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Whyyyyy is it morning?

So we can be one day closer to the Torchwood finale. That's it. That's the only reason.


sarameg - Mar 25, 2008 5:05:23 am PDT #7073 of 10001

To torture me.

I'd seriously like something to go right.


Lee - Mar 25, 2008 5:05:24 am PDT #7074 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

As always, shrift is asking the important questions of the day.


tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 5:08:47 am PDT #7075 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My morning could have been worse - I almost walked through a plate-glass window. (I didn't see it - it looked like an open doorway to me.)


shrift - Mar 25, 2008 5:10:06 am PDT #7076 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So we can be one day closer to the Torchwood finale.

I still haven't seen Friday's episode. Woe.

It's so burrito day today.


Kathy A - Mar 25, 2008 5:11:00 am PDT #7077 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tommyrot, don't do that!!

So sayeth the voice of experience--when I was around 10 years old, I was chasing my brother and sister around the hotel courtyard where we went swimming, and they ran through the glass door ahead of me and slammed it shut behind them. I didn't stop in time and ran into it, luckily only ending up with a sliced-up knee and a gouge in my glasses.


Dana - Mar 25, 2008 5:11:52 am PDT #7078 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I still haven't seen Friday's episode. Woe.

Woe! You should watch it soon.


shrift - Mar 25, 2008 5:14:06 am PDT #7079 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Woe! You should watch it soon.

Last night was unexpectedly busy, what with the launch of the thing.


Dana - Mar 25, 2008 5:20:45 am PDT #7080 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Last night was unexpectedly busy, what with the launch of the thing.

I bet. I would have tried to pitch in, but I had rehearsal, of course.

And speaking of the thing, what is with people! and their total lack! of basic reading comprehension?!?


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 25, 2008 5:25:54 am PDT #7081 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I dreamt this morning that my friend's parents were John Waters & Kathleen Turner. They were trying to keep Waters' ...gasp... gayness a secret from her. But everyone else knew.

Did your friend have a head in this dream?