I'm so sorry about your niece, scrappy. Much health-ma to her.
Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.
'Shindig'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Mar 19, 2008 10:29:02 am PDT #5978 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
sumi - Mar 19, 2008 10:31:04 am PDT #5979 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
My god he's on a roll lately.
I think that tomorrow he speaks on the economy.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2008 10:31:04 am PDT #5980 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
He also liked to suck and lick earlobes.
With a sandpaper-y cat tongue? No thanks.
How is kneading gross? I find it about as harmless as purring, just more likely to physically annoy.
Well, if the cat decided it didn't want to be grounded and hadn't been trimmed recently, I can see a few ways.
Steph L. - Mar 19, 2008 10:31:31 am PDT #5981 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
God, that was gross.
How is kneading gross?
Cats kneading isn't a sexual thing. It's a comfort thing. Kittens knead their momcats' bellies to get the milk going when they want to eat, and then as adult cats, it's just a throwback comfort thing.
My stepdad calls it "the footie dance."
sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:33:43 am PDT #5982 of 10001
OK, watched that food warfare with no sound and every time there's an explosion, I had to restrain myself from saying bwuhlawhhffff. It just seemed like the sound that would be made.
Kathy A - Mar 19, 2008 10:34:57 am PDT #5983 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Our first dog that we had when I was a child was Ginger, a female fullbred English Bulldog, who was perfectly amiable except when it came to a stuffed dog we had. Poor Cuddly Duddly (the toy was a promotional item from the local children's show Ray Raynor, if anyone from the Chicago area remembers him) would be discarded on the floor by one of us kids, then Ginger would get behind it and immediately start humping. It was the only thing she would do that to.
Polter-Cow - Mar 19, 2008 10:36:04 am PDT #5984 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I think that tomorrow he speaks on the economy.
He must really want to be President.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2008 10:40:10 am PDT #5985 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Poor Cuddly Duddly (the toy was a promotional item from the local children's show Ray Raynor, if anyone from the Chicago area remembers him) would be discarded on the floor by one of us kids, then Ginger would get behind it and immediately start humping. It was the only thing she would do that to.
Sounds like Ginger was a plushy (apologies to our Ginger).
That reminds me of something I saw on TV (I think it was on Letterman) which showed a rabbit approaching a bunny slipper and just as it reaches it a big "censored" block cover up most of the screen. You can see enough bouncing cottontail to get the gist.
Ginger - Mar 19, 2008 10:48:03 am PDT #5986 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
This conversation is becoming disturbing to me.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:50:58 am PDT #5987 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How is kneading gross?
You needed to meet this cat. Even her owner, who made all sorts of apologies for her, couldn't excuse the kneading. It was this sluggish sullen pouty thing.
I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.