Poor Cuddly Duddly (the toy was a promotional item from the local children's show Ray Raynor, if anyone from the Chicago area remembers him) would be discarded on the floor by one of us kids, then Ginger would get behind it and immediately start humping. It was the only thing she would do that to.
Sounds like Ginger was a plushy (apologies to our Ginger).
That reminds me of something I saw on TV (I think it was on Letterman) which showed a rabbit approaching a bunny slipper and just as it reaches it a big "censored" block cover up most of the screen. You can see enough bouncing cottontail to get the gist.
This conversation is becoming disturbing to me.
How is kneading gross?
You needed to meet this cat. Even her owner, who made all sorts of apologies for her, couldn't excuse the kneading. It was this sluggish sullen pouty thing.
I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.
in the corner with Ginger.
ION, I am almost done with all the work on my desk.
I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.
I just needed to see that line again.
Thank goodness the officemate is gone.
I just needed to see that line again.
You say that because you haven't seen it. Mostly I get dirty looks or pleading not to do it again from those as have already been exposed.
Hey, she's the one who has impersonated a cat with a disturbing kneading methodology!
I think we passed "disturbing" several exits back. Doesn't mean I don't find all this hysterical too.
My biggest problem with cats (at least after they are fixed - I won't get into spraying) is the ones that feel the need to present themselves to you like they are trying to assert their baboon dominance. Especially when you are trying to go to sleep.
do I need to send you house links?