The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:50:58 am PDT #5987 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How is kneading gross?

You needed to meet this cat. Even her owner, who made all sorts of apologies for her, couldn't excuse the kneading. It was this sluggish sullen pouty thing.

I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.


msbelle - Mar 19, 2008 10:52:08 am PDT #5988 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

in the corner with Ginger.

ION, I am almost done with all the work on my desk.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:53:16 am PDT #5989 of 10001

I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.

I just needed to see that line again.

Thank goodness the officemate is gone.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:55:54 am PDT #5990 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just needed to see that line again.

You say that because you haven't seen it. Mostly I get dirty looks or pleading not to do it again from those as have already been exposed.


msbelle - Mar 19, 2008 10:56:17 am PDT #5991 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the two of you?

WRONG.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:59:01 am PDT #5992 of 10001

Hey, she's the one who has impersonated a cat with a disturbing kneading methodology!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2008 10:59:06 am PDT #5993 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think we passed "disturbing" several exits back. Doesn't mean I don't find all this hysterical too.

My biggest problem with cats (at least after they are fixed - I won't get into spraying) is the ones that feel the need to present themselves to you like they are trying to assert their baboon dominance. Especially when you are trying to go to sleep.


msbelle - Mar 19, 2008 11:00:47 am PDT #5994 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

do I need to send you house links?


Allyson - Mar 19, 2008 11:02:10 am PDT #5995 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Man. I'm having a dumb day. I have made 5 zillion stupid mistakes today.

I just aimed Kat to reassure me that I am smart. Because today? I have no proof.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 11:05:16 am PDT #5996 of 10001

I didn't do anything!

Hate those days, Allyson.