Our first dog that we had when I was a child was Ginger, a female fullbred English Bulldog, who was perfectly amiable except when it came to a stuffed dog we had. Poor Cuddly Duddly (the toy was a promotional item from the local children's show Ray Raynor, if anyone from the Chicago area remembers him) would be discarded on the floor by one of us kids, then Ginger would get behind it and immediately start humping. It was the only thing she would do that to.
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Mar 19, 2008 10:34:57 am PDT #5983 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Polter-Cow - Mar 19, 2008 10:36:04 am PDT #5984 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I think that tomorrow he speaks on the economy.
He must really want to be President.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2008 10:40:10 am PDT #5985 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Poor Cuddly Duddly (the toy was a promotional item from the local children's show Ray Raynor, if anyone from the Chicago area remembers him) would be discarded on the floor by one of us kids, then Ginger would get behind it and immediately start humping. It was the only thing she would do that to.
Sounds like Ginger was a plushy (apologies to our Ginger).
That reminds me of something I saw on TV (I think it was on Letterman) which showed a rabbit approaching a bunny slipper and just as it reaches it a big "censored" block cover up most of the screen. You can see enough bouncing cottontail to get the gist.
Ginger - Mar 19, 2008 10:48:03 am PDT #5986 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
This conversation is becoming disturbing to me.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:50:58 am PDT #5987 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How is kneading gross?
You needed to meet this cat. Even her owner, who made all sorts of apologies for her, couldn't excuse the kneading. It was this sluggish sullen pouty thing.
I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.
msbelle - Mar 19, 2008 10:52:08 am PDT #5988 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
in the corner with Ginger.
ION, I am almost done with all the work on my desk.
sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:53:16 am PDT #5989 of 10001
I can do an impersonation of it. It involves me sucking on my own tongue. For ambience.
I just needed to see that line again.
Thank goodness the officemate is gone.
§ ita § - Mar 19, 2008 10:55:54 am PDT #5990 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just needed to see that line again.
You say that because you haven't seen it. Mostly I get dirty looks or pleading not to do it again from those as have already been exposed.
msbelle - Mar 19, 2008 10:56:17 am PDT #5991 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
the two of you?
WRONG.
sarameg - Mar 19, 2008 10:59:01 am PDT #5992 of 10001
Hey, she's the one who has impersonated a cat with a disturbing kneading methodology!