You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gadget_Girl - Feb 28, 2008 1:16:54 pm PST #2219 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I admit to being a big fan of mani-pedi. Every 2 weeks I get my nails done and get my toes done about every 8 weeks. I've been going to the same person for 8 years now. She owns her own business and is a wonderful friend.


Atropa - Feb 28, 2008 1:19:11 pm PST #2220 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I love getting pedicures. I don't do it very often, but think they're wonderful. I'm not as fond of manicures, but that's because I paint my own fingernails. Dear Overlords of the Fashion Industry, thank you for making black nail polish "in". No longer do ElderGoths have to stock up on their preferred color every October.


Amy - Feb 28, 2008 1:20:18 pm PST #2221 of 10001
Because books.

I've never had a pedi, but I've had manicures. A couple of years ago, across from my former office, you could get a basic one for $6 before tip. But that might be because there are nail places a dime a dozen in New York.

I like the hand massage.


Gadget_Girl - Feb 28, 2008 1:26:06 pm PST #2222 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Dear Overlords of the Fashion Industry, thank you for making black nail polish "in". No longer do ElderGoths have to stock up on their preferred color every October.

Exactly! My nail person keeps a collection of black and dark polish just for me. (The Creative "Imperial Anarchy" line that came out in the fall is amazing) None of her other customers show any interest in the wonderful, dark, spooky colors, ah well, more for me!


Dana - Feb 28, 2008 1:28:00 pm PST #2223 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I swear to god, I am sitting here in my living room, located in the state of Texas, and I just saw an ad for a Congressional candidate named...John Manlove.

I thought it was a joke. Then they broke out the pictures of the Bible.


Nutty - Feb 28, 2008 1:35:41 pm PST #2224 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

John Manlove.

Could be worse. His last name could be Glasscock. (Which is a real last name, I swear.)


Amy - Feb 28, 2008 1:36:19 pm PST #2225 of 10001
Because books.

My oldest had a teacher named Mrs. Mycock. In middle school.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 28, 2008 1:42:04 pm PST #2226 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My oldest had a teacher named Mrs. Mycock. In Middle school

See, that is just asking for trouble. I would have told everyone my name was Mrs. Smith. I mean, I can barely think about it without laughing, and you want 11 year olds to!

Also, I know I have said this here before, but we have a sys admin head named Dick GoDown. His daughter, Heather, oddly works here too, and she procures live pelvic models (people who are paid to have students practice giving pelvic exams) and live proctology models.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2008 1:43:46 pm PST #2227 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heather, oddly works here too, and she procures live pelvic models (people who are paid to have students practice giving pelvic exams) and live proctology models.

Heather is awesome!

I've mentioned this before, but in college there was a prof. named Richard Face.


Glamcookie - Feb 28, 2008 1:46:41 pm PST #2228 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I dislike getting manicures and pedicures but I love the outcome of pedicures so much that I'll endure it. I do not want strange hands on me. See also: massages. I've never had one and it sounds like the most awful thing EVAH! Some stranger on my naked parts! NOOOOO!!!