I swear to god, I am sitting here in my living room, located in the state of Texas, and I just saw an ad for a Congressional candidate named...John Manlove.
I thought it was a joke. Then they broke out the pictures of the Bible.
Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Feb 28, 2008 1:28:00 pm PST #2223 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Nutty - Feb 28, 2008 1:35:41 pm PST #2224 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
John Manlove.
Could be worse. His last name could be Glasscock. (Which is a real last name, I swear.)
Amy - Feb 28, 2008 1:36:19 pm PST #2225 of 10001
Because books.
My oldest had a teacher named Mrs. Mycock. In middle school.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 28, 2008 1:42:04 pm PST #2226 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
My oldest had a teacher named Mrs. Mycock. In Middle school
See, that is just asking for trouble. I would have told everyone my name was Mrs. Smith. I mean, I can barely think about it without laughing, and you want 11 year olds to!
Also, I know I have said this here before, but we have a sys admin head named Dick GoDown. His daughter, Heather, oddly works here too, and she procures live pelvic models (people who are paid to have students practice giving pelvic exams) and live proctology models.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2008 1:43:46 pm PST #2227 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heather, oddly works here too, and she procures live pelvic models (people who are paid to have students practice giving pelvic exams) and live proctology models.
Heather is awesome!
I've mentioned this before, but in college there was a prof. named Richard Face.
Glamcookie - Feb 28, 2008 1:46:41 pm PST #2228 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I dislike getting manicures and pedicures but I love the outcome of pedicures so much that I'll endure it. I do not want strange hands on me. See also: massages. I've never had one and it sounds like the most awful thing EVAH! Some stranger on my naked parts! NOOOOO!!!
Dana - Feb 28, 2008 1:57:08 pm PST #2229 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Manlove for Congress.
Jesse - Feb 28, 2008 1:58:04 pm PST #2230 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love pedicures, but only get them in the summer. And I doubt I'd do it if I lived somewhere where they weren't cheap.
When I get mani I always get them cut short and painted something neutral. That seems low-maintenance and professional-looking to me.
That's what I would be going for with the fakes. Versus my current classy bitten look.
Vortex - Feb 28, 2008 1:59:48 pm PST #2231 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I do the "active length". Sometimes they are very confused when I want the short acrylics. Most people get the acrylics so that they can maintain length. I just want them not to break and for the polish to stay on.
bon bon - Feb 28, 2008 2:02:50 pm PST #2232 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's what I would be going for with the fakes. Versus my current classy bitten look.
I don't bite so I may be confused. Do you still bite them if they're cut really short? I get them cut as short as possible.