Amy, today is a big Wednesday for you--I hope either this or the Show drums of doom pay off. Even both!
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath. Oh, and help us get Terriers dvds!
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 8:26:37 am PST #3895 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Nov 14, 2012 9:37:58 am PST #3896 of 4535
Because books.
I know! Wednesday nights are intense at my house now.
Jon B. - Nov 14, 2012 11:50:58 am PST #3897 of 4535
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
But somehow elevating the vagina dentata to a cleansing power of fury that kills all the bad guys?
This was going to be in Firefly? I missed the special. Could someone expand on what this would've been about?
§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 12:56:05 pm PST #3898 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know that mysterious syringe we saw Inara with? It's a radioactive spider bite for the vajayjay. So when the Reavers come on board and opt to rape first, kill later (silly Reavers!), she pulls a reverse Sam Winchester and they all bite the bucket.
Except, oh noes--Sam's peen comes with a two for one fridging special! So she's beat up and dying, but at least Mal finally calls her something other than whore.
And, curtain.
Allyson - Nov 14, 2012 3:26:08 pm PST #3899 of 4535
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I flipped out like a mammal when he told me about it. So, she's going to be gang-raped by two hundred reavers, but then Mal is going to kiss her hand and we'll all go, "aw, isn't Mal a nice guy?" And then Inara will continue to be a sex worker in the next episode, because I'm sure this will have no lasting consequences for this character...
brenda m - Nov 14, 2012 4:47:19 pm PST #3900 of 4535
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
WTF'ingF? Suddenly I'm good with 14.
askye - Nov 14, 2012 5:05:14 pm PST #3901 of 4535
Thrive to spite them
WHAT?
erin_obscure - Nov 14, 2012 5:50:42 pm PST #3902 of 4535
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I was totally OK with assuming that syringe was just a clean, painless suicide method should Serenity be boarded.
tiggy - Nov 14, 2012 5:58:59 pm PST #3903 of 4535
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
me too, erin.
Sophia Brooks - Nov 14, 2012 5:59:54 pm PST #3904 of 4535
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
me three.