You know that mysterious syringe we saw Inara with? It's a radioactive spider bite for the
vajayjay.
So when the Reavers come on board and opt to rape first, kill later (silly Reavers!), she pulls a reverse Sam Winchester and they all bite the bucket.
Except, oh noes--Sam's peen comes with a two for one fridging special! So she's beat up and dying, but at least Mal finally calls her something other than whore.
And, curtain.
I flipped out like a mammal when he told me about it. So, she's going to be gang-raped by two hundred reavers, but then Mal is going to kiss her hand and we'll all go, "aw, isn't Mal a nice guy?" And then Inara will continue to be a sex worker in the next episode, because I'm sure this will have no lasting consequences for this character...
WTF'ingF? Suddenly I'm good with 14.
I was totally OK with assuming that syringe was just a clean, painless suicide method should Serenity be boarded.
I like that they dig the dark, and that's one of the things I like most about Tim's ability to bring to a story and make hurt even though you thought you had nothing invested.
But not that way. Nope.
Yikes.
American Horror Story: I love that this season is exploring insanity itself, and what the definition of it is.
I am sort of disappointed about that other thing, though.
So that was actually goign to be written? Inara injects herself with something and gets raped. A lot. and the Reavers die. And then everything is just okay?