Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


The Minearverse 6: Fiery Thread of Death

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath. Oh, and help us get Terriers dvds!


Morgana - Nov 13, 2012 11:41:56 pm PST #3889 of 4535
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

I kept waiting for someone to ask if they were beagles.


Polter-Cow - Nov 14, 2012 6:08:18 am PST #3890 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

god, I hope Quinto's character doesn't turn out to be evil

The people in the A.V. Club comments seem convinced that he's Bloody Face.

Sister Jude's reaction is one of the things that really humanizes her. Seeing her go to another nun for counsel really brings home that she actually thinks what she's doing is right, and that some atrocities are going to cross a line, even for her.

Yes! It's so weird to realize that she's actually not an evil nun overlord.


Amy - Nov 14, 2012 6:14:13 am PST #3891 of 4535
Because books.

The people in the A.V. Club comments seem convinced that he's Bloody Face.

Oh, I hope not. I'm not sure why, but I hate that idea. Also, I want them to come back to the present so we can see what Bloody Face is doing with the honeymooners.


Polter-Cow - Nov 14, 2012 6:18:53 am PST #3892 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Tim just posted on Facebook that tonight Bloody Face is revealed, so that will be interesting.


Amy - Nov 14, 2012 6:53:36 am PST #3893 of 4535
Because books.

Well, now I'm nervous.

Not to mention, how are they going to continue the Anne Frank storyline and also switch back to the present? Wasn't last week a "Part 1"?


Polter-Cow - Nov 14, 2012 8:00:19 am PST #3894 of 4535
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yep, tonight is Part 2.


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 8:26:37 am PST #3895 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Amy, today is a big Wednesday for you--I hope either this or the Show drums of doom pay off. Even both!


Amy - Nov 14, 2012 9:37:58 am PST #3896 of 4535
Because books.

I know! Wednesday nights are intense at my house now.


Jon B. - Nov 14, 2012 11:50:58 am PST #3897 of 4535
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

But somehow elevating the vagina dentata to a cleansing power of fury that kills all the bad guys?

This was going to be in Firefly? I missed the special. Could someone expand on what this would've been about?


§ ita § - Nov 14, 2012 12:56:05 pm PST #3898 of 4535
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know that mysterious syringe we saw Inara with? It's a radioactive spider bite for the vajayjay. So when the Reavers come on board and opt to rape first, kill later (silly Reavers!), she pulls a reverse Sam Winchester and they all bite the bucket.

Except, oh noes--Sam's peen comes with a two for one fridging special! So she's beat up and dying, but at least Mal finally calls her something other than whore.

And, curtain.