I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Boxed Set, Vol. V: Just a Hint of Denial and a Dash of Retcon  

A topic for the discussion of Doctor Who, Arrow, and The Flash. Beware possible invasions of iZombie, Sleepy Hollow, or pretty much any other "genre" (read: sci fi, superhero, or fantasy) show that captures our fancy. Expect adult content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Marvel superheroes are discussed over at the MCU thread.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Ginger - Oct 25, 2013 5:27:42 pm PDT #23505 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I will not be trying to change your mind.


Morgana - Oct 25, 2013 5:31:15 pm PDT #23506 of 30001
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

Ooo, and Van Helsing just showed up!


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 25, 2013 5:31:53 pm PDT #23507 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Blechh, he fries in sunlight.


Atropa - Oct 25, 2013 5:32:03 pm PDT #23508 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

How heavily am I going to need to drink to get through this version of Dracula?


Ginger - Oct 25, 2013 5:34:38 pm PDT #23509 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The only thing that's the same as the original is the names.

The clothes are all wrong for any era in this universe, and the "science" is more than laughable. And Dracula is wearing a wristwatch.


Atropa - Oct 25, 2013 5:37:12 pm PDT #23510 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So drinking a LOT is what you're saying. Good thing I bought dry sparkling wine so I can make Death in the Afternoons!


Amy - Oct 25, 2013 5:41:35 pm PDT #23511 of 30001
Because books.

I don't know. Unlike Reign, where the historical inaccuracies appalled me, this provides more of a framework for an actual series. Giving Dracula a vendetta reaches back to the time of his death is interesting, and giving Mina more to do than sit around pining for Jonathan doesn't bother me either.

What I guess I missed is, who is Lady Jane and the guy she brought the severed head to? Are they vampires, too? (I am watching sort of half-assed, I'll admit.)


Amy - Oct 25, 2013 5:55:13 pm PDT #23512 of 30001
Because books.

I don't think I can be down with Van Helsing being on his side, though. And Lady Buffy!Jane was a little startling.


Morgana - Oct 25, 2013 5:57:46 pm PDT #23513 of 30001
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

I am guessing Lady Jane and the guy who was the recipient of the severed head are current day members of the Order of the Dragon, who Dracula seems to hate with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns. Don't know who the guy was who he fought the duel with on the rootop, though.


Atropa - Oct 25, 2013 6:00:52 pm PDT #23514 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

WAIT WAIT WAIT there's something about Dracula being against the Order of the Dragon?! Good grief, I haven't started watching this show yet, and I'm already eying the absinthe bottle.

I'm going to want to set the writers on fire, aren't I?