I want french fries NOW and it's not even 10.
I mean, happy birthday! You can take comfort that you'll always be younger than me.
Possibly less comfort in remembering how young we were when we met.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Jan 03, 2008 5:50:16 am PST #628 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Jesse - Jan 03, 2008 5:51:47 am PST #629 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My wish for you, shrift, is that in the course of your birthday celebrations you do not encounter the kind of thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time." ONLY time, dude!
sj - Jan 03, 2008 5:53:49 am PST #630 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, shrift!!!
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2008 5:55:22 am PST #631 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
My wish for you, shrift, is that in the course of your birthday celebrations you do not encounter the kind of thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time." ONLY time, dude!
That happened to me too
Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 5:55:43 am PST #632 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time." ONLY time, dude!
"Heh. Yeah. Just like, hey, I can't believe you're getting your head chopped off with a steak knife and mounted on my table *for the first time*."
"Wh--?"
*STABBITY STAB STAB* *SPLORCHsqueeky*
"We may need some more napkins over here. And another round of drinks, please."
shrift - Jan 03, 2008 5:57:29 am PST #633 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Possibly less comfort in remembering how young we were when we met.
Oh, my god. Ten years! TEN YEARS. I was so young and dumb. It's very good that you befriended me, because then where would I be?
I certainly would not be the person who explains bukkake, I tell you what.
My wish for you, shrift, is that in the course of your birthday celebrations you do not encounter the kind of thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time."
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
flea - Jan 03, 2008 5:58:29 am PST #634 of 10001
information libertarian
I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2008 5:59:59 am PST #635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
Yeah! The statue of limitations must have expired by now, right?
Jesse - Jan 03, 2008 6:00:08 am PST #636 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
Then you'll be sure not to run across an annoying waiter! FTW!
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 6:03:12 am PST #637 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Happy birthday shrift!