I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
Yeah! The statue of limitations must have expired by now, right?
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2008 5:59:59 am PST #635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2008 6:00:08 am PST #636 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
Then you'll be sure not to run across an annoying waiter! FTW!
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 6:03:12 am PST #637 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Happy birthday shrift!
Fred Pete - Jan 03, 2008 6:03:16 am PST #638 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, shrift!
It's -10° F outside right now.
Welcome to the Upper Midwest. Wait until that's the high for the day.
Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2008 6:05:37 am PST #639 of 10001
brillig
Ah, 29 . . . I'm 47 and am starting to get the "What the hell have you done with your life, loser?" pangs.
Wrod on the killing of people who make the "29 for the first time" joke. I enjoy trotting out the truth to the faux funny people who ask my age, waiting for some stupid reply.
Dana - Jan 03, 2008 6:09:17 am PST #640 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I don't know, shrift, is there a story? Beyond the general hilarity of Nikita fandom?
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 6:12:53 am PST #641 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm only 32 and I hate those freaking "Oh, you mean 29 for the fourth time?" people! No! I mean 32! What the hell is wrong with 32!?!
shrift - Jan 03, 2008 6:14:09 am PST #642 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
We were in Canada and surrounded by insanity. Um. I was probably wearing vinyl pants? Was that the year I wrote porn on napkins and the con drank the hotel bar out of tequila on the first night?
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2008 6:14:27 am PST #643 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The problem with this world is there are more people who think they are funny than there are people who are funny.
Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 6:16:07 am PST #644 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The problem with this world is there are more people who think they are funny than there are people who are funny.
(raises hand) Yeah, sorry about that. I'm taking medication, now.