Possibly less comfort in remembering how young we were when we met.
Oh, my god. Ten years! TEN YEARS. I was so young and dumb. It's very good that you befriended me, because then where would I be?
I certainly would not be the person who explains bukkake, I tell you what.
My wish for you, shrift, is that in the course of your birthday celebrations you do not encounter the kind of thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time."
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
Yeah! The statue of limitations must have expired by now, right?
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
Then you'll be sure not to run across an annoying waiter! FTW!
Happy Birthday, shrift!
It's -10° F outside right now.
Welcome to the Upper Midwest. Wait until that's the high for the day.
Ah, 29 . . . I'm 47 and am starting to get the "What the hell have you done with your life, loser?" pangs.
Wrod on the killing of people who make the "29 for the first time" joke. I enjoy trotting out the truth to the faux funny people who ask my age, waiting for some stupid reply.
I don't know, shrift, is there a story? Beyond the general hilarity of Nikita fandom?
I'm only 32 and I hate those freaking "Oh, you mean 29 for the fourth time?" people! No! I mean 32! What the hell is wrong with 32!?!
We were in Canada and surrounded by insanity. Um. I was probably wearing vinyl pants? Was that the year I wrote porn on napkins and the con drank the hotel bar out of tequila on the first night?