Happy Birthday, shrift!!!
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sj - Jan 03, 2008 5:53:49 am PST #630 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2008 5:55:22 am PST #631 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
My wish for you, shrift, is that in the course of your birthday celebrations you do not encounter the kind of thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time." ONLY time, dude!
That happened to me too
Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 5:55:43 am PST #632 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time." ONLY time, dude!
"Heh. Yeah. Just like, hey, I can't believe you're getting your head chopped off with a steak knife and mounted on my table *for the first time*."
"Wh--?"
*STABBITY STAB STAB* *SPLORCHsqueeky*
"We may need some more napkins over here. And another round of drinks, please."
shrift - Jan 03, 2008 5:57:29 am PST #633 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Possibly less comfort in remembering how young we were when we met.
Oh, my god. Ten years! TEN YEARS. I was so young and dumb. It's very good that you befriended me, because then where would I be?
I certainly would not be the person who explains bukkake, I tell you what.
My wish for you, shrift, is that in the course of your birthday celebrations you do not encounter the kind of thinks-he's-funny person like the waiter at my 29th bday dinner who would not believe that I was turning 29 "for the first time."
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
flea - Jan 03, 2008 5:58:29 am PST #634 of 10001
information libertarian
I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2008 5:59:59 am PST #635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I want to hear the story of how shrift and Dana met!! Please? With funny details?
Yeah! The statue of limitations must have expired by now, right?
Jesse - Jan 03, 2008 6:00:08 am PST #636 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I... don't seem to be doing anything for my birthday. Which is kind of lame and sad, but I've been sick and I'm tired, and it's too freaking cold to go out and party after work.
Then you'll be sure not to run across an annoying waiter! FTW!
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 6:03:12 am PST #637 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Happy birthday shrift!
Fred Pete - Jan 03, 2008 6:03:16 am PST #638 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, shrift!
It's -10° F outside right now.
Welcome to the Upper Midwest. Wait until that's the high for the day.
Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2008 6:05:37 am PST #639 of 10001
brillig
Ah, 29 . . . I'm 47 and am starting to get the "What the hell have you done with your life, loser?" pangs.
Wrod on the killing of people who make the "29 for the first time" joke. I enjoy trotting out the truth to the faux funny people who ask my age, waiting for some stupid reply.