I dreamed that I was trying to find our classroom, and when I got there, the floor had a serious tilt, and I could barely balance my laptop on my knees... and the teacher was Magneto?

Clearly I was anticipating my return to class today... but Magneto?

I wonder if glossolalia could be considered a valid business writing style....

Did we all consume too much media over the holidays?

Smaller font and bigger margins, Jesse.

Yeah, what's the narrowest font? I've been told 12 point font, 1" max margins. (What does that even mean? I'm assuming they mean I can't use .25" margins, but that's not quite how it reads, right?)

So what you are all saying is that if I go into work, people might actually expect me to work and/or talk to me?

I don't think I like this system.

I'm glad you got back okay though, Tom.

Yeah, what's the narrowest font?

Do you have Arial Narrow? I think that's my narrowest.

So what you are all saying is that if I go into work, people might actually expect me to work and/or talk to me?

Sadly, yes. One of my team just called to ask for the rest of the week off. Good plan! She works from home, and hadn't quite put it together that her husband and both kids would be around the whole week.

Gill Sans and ITC Kabel are two space-saving fonts that I've run across.

Has anyone already posted this article about energy saving bulbs being linked to migraines? [link]

I'm actually doing an OK job so far slashing and burning the text. Good times, good times.

I'm bored.

Somebody set something on fire.