I'm bored.
Somebody set something on fire.
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 6:30:18 am PST #348 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Jan 02, 2008 6:34:29 am PST #349 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Can I wait until I get to work? That might solve that whole people wanting me to work issue as well.
SuziQ - Jan 02, 2008 6:36:49 am PST #350 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Somebody set something on fire.
Paging Cass. Jilli is otherwise occupied, I believe.
Steph L. - Jan 02, 2008 6:37:08 am PST #351 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I'm bored.
Somebody set something on fire.
I'm cold enough that I might set my toes on fire. Would that work?
Dana - Jan 02, 2008 6:38:07 am PST #352 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'm cold too. And hungry. Can someone set something on fire for me to eat?
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 6:38:37 am PST #353 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oopsie.
The Rapture will happen in 2007! Or at least it was supposed to....
God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year, because I was only going to have from 3 to 3 1/2 years to spread the message after my book was published. It was published in June 2004. ...
...The prophetic dream God gave me was about the rapture and how the rapture related to my own personal life and the town I live in. The prophetic message that I believe God wants me to share is that the rapture of the church (God's children) will happen this year 2007!!
Here's his book 2007
Well, since it is now 2008, he has this to say (in asscapps):
I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHY THE RAPTURE DID NOT HAPPEN IN THE TIME FRAME I SAID. I KNEW I WAS NOT TO RELEASE THIS PROPHECY UNTIL GOD TOLD ME TO. THAT IS WHY I KEPT THE DREAM TO MYSELF FROM 1986 TO 2003. I STILL BELIEVE THE PROPHETIC DREAM I HAD WAS FROM GOD. I HAVE TOLD THE DREAM JUST AS GOD GAVE IT TO ME. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS THAT I RELEASED THE DREAM AT THE WRONG TIME AND GOT THE BOOK PUBLISHED TOO EARLY. MAYBE THE DREAM HAD SOME KIND OF SYMBOLIC MEANING INSTEAD OF A LITERAL MEANING THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT YET. I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG AND WHY THE PROPHECY FAILED.
eta: Oh, you gotta see the guy's website: [link]
Giant asscapps of mea culpas....
Jessica - Jan 02, 2008 6:42:00 am PST #354 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
MAYBE THE DREAM HAD SOME KIND OF SYMBOLIC MEANING INSTEAD OF A LITERAL MEANING THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT YET.
...
Yes, and?
Kat - Jan 02, 2008 6:43:12 am PST #355 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
MAYBE THE DREAM HAD SOME KIND OF SYMBOLIC MEANING INSTEAD OF A LITERAL MEANING THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT YET.
Or maybe the dream was a result of fierce digestive issues?
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 6:44:43 am PST #356 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm tempted to email the guy and say, "Maybe the Rapture did happen and you just weren't good enough...."
Nutty - Jan 02, 2008 6:47:42 am PST #357 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Well, at least that's honesty. The truly craxxy are the ones who are like, "No, your stupid calendar is wrong!!"